Ah yes, the old yawn and stretch maneuver, when you were a teenager it might have gotten my friend David to second base....but if you are a cop, and Laurie is suggesting some kind of nipple work or breast exposure, she may be "dating your wife"!!!
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| A different kind of "yawn and stretch" for Christopher from C.J. |
Hear me out on this police officers of the PSPD and those whom have left for other departments.
You know what I am talking about. You are having "date night", the kids are at their friends' houses (not a good night for Brian LaTweek) but Laurie is excited. You've rented your favorit "Rambo" movie or, and I would suggest this, any movie with Ryan Gossling (if you are hoping for romance)...and there is Laurie. Offering her "date night" advice.
"You know what she's thinking don't you?" "She probably wants you to have more nipple play, I've noticed you don't pay much attention to them" "You should try anal sex tonight to spice it up" and so forth.
You know what she is really doing? She's basically dating and having sex with your wife....seriously she is. I know the wives that she thinks she spends time with...and the ones that she thinks she's a "sister friend" to, even though she's never met them. She doesn't have to meet them for her to fantasize them as her lesbian girlfriends...in fact, she tells everyone that one of my team members has been her girlfriend before. Hell, I can't stand the bitch and she tells people that I was once her boyfriend.
Jonathan's been her boyfriend, Kendrick has been her boyfriend, Steven Frey has been her boyfriend, Cheistopher has been her boyfriend...and none of us have ever given that indication...and we don't have tits or a vag...so you know what she says about your wives don't you?
She's watching for sex...and you are her...and what she can coax you into doing is what she thinks she controls.
So ask yourselves, is Laurie dating my wife??? She thinks so....
