This is how Jonathan Mendenhall describes Brian Fatass LaBitch:
Brian's Lookalike (minus the rotting feet and the teeth)
Phil Margera (Uncle Phil's Dildo)
Now what you need to do to make Brian LaBitch out of Phil Margera (Sorry Bam, I think he's cool) is add a 2 1/4" weiner, crap stained denim Daisy Duke cut off's, a rat like looking "Mickey Mouse" tattoo on his arm...severe scarring from staph infections all over his body....did I mention a 2 1/4" weiner? This is the pervy guy that stands in the corner and whacks off using two fingers and a thumb.
Add an extensive child porn collection, a crack pipe, a huge assed fanny pack worn on the front and a needle...a few pairs of women's panties including his own mother's, one pair of small bikini underwear, purple to force a little boy victim to wear....and you have Brian LaBitch..
Oh yeah, and Christopher will also add a pair of camouflage nylons from the first night that he tried to drug my boyfriend after San Diego...remember that Christopher???
Oh yeah, the putrid smell of a man that defecates on himself and can't use the bathroom on his own with a hickey on his neck from his trailer trash sister...
That's pretty much the physical description of Brian LaBitch.
Tomorrow I will put together his psych profile for you all!!!
Now what you need to do to make Brian LaBitch out of Phil Margera (Sorry Bam, I think he's cool) is add a 2 1/4" weiner, crap stained denim Daisy Duke cut off's, a rat like looking "Mickey Mouse" tattoo on his arm...severe scarring from staph infections all over his body....did I mention a 2 1/4" weiner? This is the pervy guy that stands in the corner and whacks off using two fingers and a thumb.
Add an extensive child porn collection, a crack pipe, a huge assed fanny pack worn on the front and a needle...a few pairs of women's panties including his own mother's, one pair of small bikini underwear, purple to force a little boy victim to wear....and you have Brian LaBitch..
Oh yeah, and Christopher will also add a pair of camouflage nylons from the first night that he tried to drug my boyfriend after San Diego...remember that Christopher???
Oh yeah, the putrid smell of a man that defecates on himself and can't use the bathroom on his own with a hickey on his neck from his trailer trash sister...
That's pretty much the physical description of Brian LaBitch.
Tomorrow I will put together his psych profile for you all!!!
