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Weenis and Cleatus, in a split decision, tied, for the first time in the Hillbilly Blow Off Competition, and were rewarded with a chance to join the Hillbilly All Star Band called Chicken and the Dumplin's....watch here as Weenis and Cleatus blow some jug...Nobody blows more than Weenis and Cleatus!!! Rumor has it that this is the first time that the Johnsons blew on something other than Johnathan Mendenhall.
As I've heard since the Weenis and Cleatus series has started, many of you think that this is funny...and you would be correct. There is a side of this harassment that is just so podunk and unsophisticated that you really have to laugh at it. What parents and victims have to realize here in Palm Springs is that, although this is happening all over the country, here the perpetrators act like little children...complete with Mickey Mouse Club theme music....game playing...and taunting....It is indeed like being stalked by a Piggly Wiggly employee....on crack.
Help me please...I'm being stalked by HeeHaw!
The Weenis and Cleatus characters in real life are nothing to joke about...it is only after years of them taunting and making fun of me that I finally realized that I am the sophisticated and educated one, so why would I hold back when it comes to making jokes about how they REALLY act. I don't know how they sound when they communicate with the police officers, but when they talk to the victims...we are belittled, threatened, isolated and made to feel like we are lesser people...excuse me? I am far superior in a lot of categories than these idiots....just because they know what I think does not mean they can out think me....their RAM isn't fast enough....
To the Johnsons this last statement would mean, "...he didn't RAM it up my ass fast enough" but what I am talking about is Read Also Memory...you know like the kind that makes your computer run faster....this is the difference...everything with the Johnson's is sexual...like when they called Rae Fernandez..."Sally Dallas" as in Debbie Does Dallas or when they talk about the size of Officer Kelly Fieux's manhood <<======this one is Junior Johnson's favorite so it must be of some size...and how would they know that if they weren't watching them in their private lives jerking on their private parts....It's like having a mental threeway with PigPen...or in my case like letting my rapist watch me masterbate while he sees my thoughts during that session....this may sound base or crass, but this is all about remote neural voyeurism and how a family of nobodys can effect a somebody...
That being said...You G'wan and Njoy Weenis and Cleatus....that's what its here for...but never forget that there is ALWAYS truth in this Jest!