You might be a Hillbilly Johnson if the phrase, "Back there people don't do dis" starts every sentence!
Because Tracy Johnson, Drag Queen and Drama Queen will try to make a federal case out of this cartoon and have me arrested for being so, "mean" to such a pillar of our community I submit the following as a guide to Hillbilly Handfishin'
Go ahead and arrest me for being funny Tracy, "I dare you".
For the rest of us electronic harassment victims with a sense of humor...this IS funny, not arresting innocent victims of rape and civil rights experimentation violations...
Enjoy
Now for the Riverside District Attorney, Commissioners Best and Cribbs and certain members of the Palm Springs Police Department: "Third Base" is a commonly used heterosexual idiom as in the phrase, "Sgt. Spike got to third base with a cheerleader from high school."
"Hillbilly Handfishin'" is a television show on TruTV or some other reality network.
The combination of the two phrases makes this a joke....and that is what we call humor...and it is protected by the First Ammendment of the Constitution and not a "Domestic Violence" violation of any type of bullshit restraining order.
Stay tuned tomorrow for the Further Adventures of Weenis and Cleatus: Episode 3
"Pre-Madonna and the Hillbilly 5"
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| Cuzin Tracy aka Pre-Madonna at her Debutant Ball |
Today the term has become a mainstream word outside opera to often describe a vain, undisciplined, egotistical, obnoxious or temperamental person who finds it difficult to work under direction or as part of a team, and although irritating, cannot be done without.[5][6]
It has recently come to my attention that Johnathan has a problem with the term "Octopussy" for his sexual encounters with practically every Johnson in the family tree (and some of the roots)...let me explain to everyone that I was looking for a term to use that was similar to the "Octomom" because eight means "Octo" and what else do you call a person that would rather party and play dead than be honest with a family that loves him....pussy seemed appropriate....Octo -pussy. Also recall that Jeffrey Katzenberg and his wife are responsible for the Austin Powers movies...the last being Goldenmember...so Octopussy just kinda worked! Get it, I'm a Bond, James Bond, Goldfinger....Octopussy works ....sorry Johnathan.
It has recently come to my attention that Johnathan has a problem with the term "Octopussy" for his sexual encounters with practically every Johnson in the family tree (and some of the roots)...let me explain to everyone that I was looking for a term to use that was similar to the "Octomom" because eight means "Octo" and what else do you call a person that would rather party and play dead than be honest with a family that loves him....pussy seemed appropriate....Octo -pussy. Also recall that Jeffrey Katzenberg and his wife are responsible for the Austin Powers movies...the last being Goldenmember...so Octopussy just kinda worked! Get it, I'm a Bond, James Bond, Goldfinger....Octopussy works ....sorry Johnathan.
