Unga bunga, Lori Jean!!!
If you have had any kind of in-person experience with Lori Jean LaFond, you know that there is a point at which she goes from full asshole to basic cavewoman! She doesn't really speak; she just kind of grunts and clubs people over the head. I should know, I have the smashed skull to prove it.
She is currently in the early stages of Neanderthal female right now! With all of the bugs crawling in her hair and on her body, she has taken up with the idea that bathing is officially out and violence is in, again. Nothing new there when she starts her major bingeing on crystal meth and GHB!
She is speaking in another language again, and there has been a lot of attention paid to how she sounds on the microphone while trying to threaten me and others. If you think I am lying, there are some of her homemade rape videos where she is actually wearing a cavewoman outfit, and all she can say is, "Unga, unga bunga!" Over and over, Lori is grunting and groaning at her apparently gay male victim, whom she is brutalizing over and over again. There is also a scat portion of this video that makes me want to vomit! Allegedly, she thinks, at some point, she is some kind of carnal female that has to beat on a man while she is pretending to be a cavewoman!
She is no Raquel Welch! Sometimes I think she believes that she is much prettier than she really is.
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| The incomparable Raquel Welch!!! "It was made out of rats," Ms. Welch used to tell her friends of her loincloth bikini! |
Though Raquel Welch was stunning in her furry bathing suit, Lori's is a bit more like looking at an avocado with fur on it. It had been sitting out too long and was rotten. Not a problem for a stinking meth addict who thinks of water like it was acid on her skin. Allegedly, the smell from Lori's body is so rotten that nobody can stand to be near her again! This is a bad sign for those of us who want to see her in jail before she strikes again!
No man needs to be hit over the head and dragged back to her cave! This is yet another example of the primative way that Lori Jean LaFond has been living her life since running away from a prison sentence back in 1985-86. Someone needs to make a point of having her directly arrested and sent to a place where she can be deloused and cleaned up so that she can be sent back to Arizona or San Bernardino to serve her sentence for the crimes she was convicted! Arizona officials need to be aware that this little monster needs to be watched 24/7 so that she doesn't escape again!
Happy hunting!
