I would call it a "failure to launch", but that would assume that both of them ever got to the pad! Boy, is it fun listening to Lori Jean LaFond and Melissa Erickson talk about how "You are such a failure. Living with your parents and all." First of all, I wasn't a failure to launch. The launch was successful, and I was orbiting in all the right places. I did that for ten years. Can I help it if Lori LaFond, "Couldn't stand it anymore!?"
Lori's successful career isn't what she tells people that it is. Rape is not a career. Fugitivism is not something that you put on a résumé. That's not a problem for two Liars in Chief like Missy and Lori. They simply make up a career and sell it over the phone to someone who isn't making a qualified decision about what they are doing. Where we live, all you have to know is the right words to say, and apparently, all that stuff about background checks goes right out the window. I don't have to lie about who I am and what I have done to prove my life or worth. I know who I am. Who are these two pseudo-professionals who continue to lie about working for the police or Jeffrey Katzenberg??? Hell, half of the time they think they are his daughter or wife. That may work in the courtroom on paper...but it doesn't last long!
I don't live with my parents. My mom died in May this year, so Christmas isn't really Christmas like it used to be. I live with one of my family members that Lori and Missy fucked with. I made that promise to my sister and brother-in-law a long time ago. It's the job of the Godfather to do what he can when his Godchild is hurting. I do it with pride and as much love as I ever could. Lori hates that! Missy helps her try to ruin it! I won't ever stop! What I don't understand is what Lori and Missy seem to be getting out of it? What good is it for the two of them to threaten someone whose father Lori already took away from her? It's just more of the same from these two heartless bitches.
