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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Trying Too Aggressively To Find A "Sister"! What Paraphillic Disorder Does This Fall In To?

 


Poor Lori LaFond.  She had the military version of the Brady Bunch growing up, but something just wasn't right.  So she "made them disappear".  Like magic but with more jail than a wand!  Apparently, her family has never been good enough for her.   She's always said, "My father never had enough money for me!"  So off she set on getting rid of all of them, so that she could be the "only child" in her family.  Who knew it would last an entire lifetime?

Even now, at an overripe 58 years old, Lori is still looking for a family to "play with" her.  She started off with some families on the military base, then moved on to the families of civilians in town.  She'd stomp up and down the streets of our tiny town, causing problems for every single family that would or wouldn't give her the time of day.  I remember her starting with my friend Doug's family when we were in the fifth grade.  Then she moved on to my family when she was in the seventh grade, focusing on his family and mine by putting my father in jail and on trial for one of her little "mistakes" she caused by falsely accusing him of having sex with a student.  

Lori would simply pick a neighborhood and terrorize it.  I don't know of any other way of explaining what she was like.  She'd chase after cars, like a dog.  She'd knock on doors like a salesman.  She'd confront family members with guns.  She literally terrorized any and everyone she could find.

Now she has two other families that she loves to call her own.  The Erickson Family of Long Beach and the Katzenbergs of Palm Springs.  Apparently, she thinks they need a 58-year-old child.  

I don't know about that.

She pretends to be the Erickson's daughter, Jessica, to everyone in Palm Springs.  She calls Jeffrey Katzenberg her "father" to anyone who will listen, even in a court of law!  It would seem that this 58-year-old female impersonator thinks that a 58-year-old adoption is possible.  I'm not sure that they are up for that kind of relationship with a person who infected their own kid with HIV and stalked them for years.  I'm sure that I'm not interested in that for my family either.  

If you think you are up for a 58-year-old drug-dealing fugitive, let her know.  We're always looking to place Lori where she belongs.  I do it all the time.  

Please read this with the intended sarcasm.  Remember, however, the Ericksons and Katzenbergs know a bit more than they are telling the public right now!  Also, remember, Lori wants her new family not to talk about her lesbianism and to hate all members of the LGBTQii+ community the way she does.  Which, by the way, does not mean that she doesn't talk about her lesbianism or her own hatred for our community.  She decides everything for her new family!  Just like her first one!