Mrs. LaFond,
Lori is causing problems with my coworkers again. She's starting in on telling them what to do. I think you and I can both agree that when Lori starts that illegally texting people, it can cause death.
I want to make sure that she realizes that I consider her the culprit, not my coworker. Lori's opinion of me isn't going to keep me from working. I'm sure she's never tried that before (wink! wink! That is sarcasm!)
We need to start looking for a straight jacket for her to wear instead of her fake Louboutin's with her spray paint and fingernail polish that she is getting all over her sister's carpet. Someone needs to tell her that is too expensive for a girl like her. She needs more sensible shoes!
The fakes are so obvious on a tweaker girl! This is Lori's pair...poor little thing.
She's going to be a bitch today, so be ready!
Love, Kevin
(That's a standard closing Lori it doesn't mean I'm in love with your mother...it means...with love)
