This has got to be the best "I Love Lucy" episode of true crime I have ever heard of...are you with me?
You all know that Lori, Missy, Brian, and David are wanted for manufacturing drugs in Arizona with their friends while I was on vacation. Since Missy and David helped to spring the two miscreants under the guise of the Katzenberg children, or some other fake name, Lori, who is already wanted for stalking me, is planning another one of her Lucy hair-brained schemes. Honestly, I can't understand what she is trying to do here?
I work at an apartment complex where there is a laundry chute for laundry. Lori has been fascinated by this...because, guess what, she is planning another murder. Why else would she show up at my work? She's already had this place of employment crawling with people she has employed to spy on me and my coworkers, sending her pictures, telling her phone numbers, giving her things...it's ridiculous. This is a wanted felon, but Jeffrey can't find the warrant. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE BENJAMIN?
Now Lori thinks that she wants to shinny down our laundry shoot with a key she has stolen from one of her underlings....show she can crawl through the ejaculate-covered sheets into our offices via the laundry room....that doesn't even connect...so once she does this, she'll be locked in. What in the fuck is Jeffrey doing? Half of the plan is already being executed while the other half Jeffrey is sitting and watching. Remember, this is the same person that told the District Court Clerk that he and Lori were investigating me AFTER he stole my mom's bank account. Shouldn't he be doing more than sitting on his fat ass...it makes it hard to believe that he is not breaking the fucking law.
This place is crawling with Lori's bugs and now I need the exterminator to come in and flush out all the bad....there is such a horrible feeling of bad juju here. I'm noticing that this place is full of bad people. Some of the people are nice, but those are the ones that have some kind of experience. This apartment complex is having problems. These are terrorists...and they aren't going to get away with it. Raping 11-year-olds may be fine with Bryan Anderson and the PSPD, but it isn't fine with me. I think that the job that Jeffrey and Bryan have done explains why this crime lasted as long as it has. He's a weird guy and so is Bryan. I can't understand how either of them could be so heartless. It's sad and it is something that Christopher would not like.
In the meantime, Jeffrey seems to be watching a homicide being planned with his wife. I hope they know what a conspiracy to commit a murder is...it's looking bleak for the Hollywood Hitler family. You can thank big tits and her best friends for this. Big tits and Jeffrey go way back...and I mean way back now. This isn't helping Marilyn, it's just more of a reason to expose you all to the media.
I won't be here much longer under these circumstances, I don't like conflict and it seems like these spies are really interested in hurting people. There are other parents who are victims of this crime. It's a shame that Jeffrey hasn't cared enough about gay people to do more than laugh at what life is like for us. Isn't that what the Nazis did with the Jews in Germany? They did it to us to Jeff...I guess that shows us where we fit in YOUR priority list. Sick bastard.
What would your mother say 13 years later, Jeff??? I have a feeling she was right about you the whole time!!!
If Lori or one of her "world-famous killers" shows up in our laundry shoot, they may get washed...at least this time it won't be execution-style like the man they killed in the National Park a few years ago...Bryan can't seem to get it up for that guy's family. So sick and so wrong!!!
