Lori, this is my life, I'll play the songs I want, in the order that I want, when I want, no matter what you want me to do. This is my brain and when I want to think of whatever it is I want to think of, I will. You don't control me like your roommates and sister Jackie, I am in control of myself!!! What you are good at, I have no idea. I don't know you and I know that you aren't good for me to know or be around. With that being said, you don't have to keep on bothering me or my family's friends to try to get to me. You don't see me doing that, because I don't want to control you, I want you to get away from me. The less contact the better. Besides, I don't want to hear that fucking "Milkshake" song ever again. I'm more of a "Sausage" than a milkshake, you Dairy Queen!!!
I'm spending another night listening to Lori recount her glory days back in Palm Springs, California where she used to have run of the land. Unfortunately, a stranger in a strange land that usurps control over everyone, tends to stick out like a great big neon sign in the darkness. Lori's neon sign says, "I hate fags. I love drugs. I will tell the police on you if you don't do what I say!" She's always been a control freak from telling her family where to sit and not next to her father (that seat was reserved for Lori ONLY, the ONLY child that Lori says he acknowledged!) to listening in to see if anything sexual was happening between her parents...if something was, Lori would interrupt! Lori was full of bad games and habits so she sought to control her neighbors when her family stopped listening to her lies. She then became a peeping tom in the neighborhood. Looking through windows in the middle of the night!
We know that this kind of behavior is indicative of early serial killer or rapist. A need to know everything about everyone with a huge sexual overtone. Trophies began to show up at the LaFond home. Trinkets that would sell the story and could be used to frame someone if they talked. This is 9-10 year old Lori, and as you true crime buffs know, it is the sign of really bad things to come. She graffitied and burned a swastika into the Marine base golf course. To make Bryan Anderson look irresponsible, she went to the base corral where Bryan and his girlfriend rode, to open the gate and let loose the horses...just to make Bryan look guilty. It worked for a while but then the truth came out. See Lori, I remember all kinds of details.
In fact, I remember Lori trying to cause problems for Bryan and his girlfriend for a while. Bryan was a few years older than her and Lori had a fantasy about it being illegal. The truth was that all the parents knew and liked Bryan and his girlfriend and all of us knew about it. It wasn't a problem or inappropriate in any way. Lori just catches feelings and fantasies by looking at someone, usually the female then she turns it into some torrid anal inappropriate relationship that she just has to expose! That's the concerned citizen inside of her....um, that's bullshit...Lori tells the police that's who she is but she obviously leaves out the part about it all being her fantasy. Having someone innocent go to jail has always been Lori's number one favorite thing in the universe. Thus my father, people she tattled about on the base, my friends (some implanted and some not) all became fodder for the Lori LaFond canon in high school and beyond. It's not the least bit surprising to me that Lori is the urban legend of Palm Springs...not one bit. That mouth hasn't changed since Day 1. She's hateful and narcissistic. Nothing you say is even heard. Conversations are worthless. It's kind of like talking to a deaf person in a way. They are getting their point across by writing or signing, but what a hearing person does is talk. Lori doesn't want to sign, read or hear you talk, she wants to see you react to what she screams at you.
If you don't react, she goes bigger and more aggressive. The next thing you know you are getting raped by a baby gorilla named Lori LaFond who is furious beyond rage at a level 12 that you haven't lived up to her fantasy. SO she tries to kill you. If you don't do what she's fantasized, you are a dead man or close. Killing for Lori is a way of making her problems, disappear. She tells everyone she loves to make people, disappear. She uses the penal system, planted evidence, lies and whatever else she and her girlfriends can dream up...to make you go away. If all else fails or sometimes as a whim, she'll take you somewhere and shoot you, dead. Seriously.
Your life is the most unimportant thing to her and at the same time, it's the one thing that has kept her financed or in drugs or anything that used to benefit her that now doesn't. Your life is a chat room on a military board...not a person...just thinking. Only when she decides to rape or kill you does your body take shape. She loves suffering. She loves to make you fear the worst then bring it to your doorstep or, as in my friend Brian's place, she comes inside your home and tries to take it over. Like some kind of lesbian bike club taking over a saloon and telling the customers, that she is here to rape the women and children! (This is an actual event and Lori was the head lesbo in charge!) How true some statements are that she screams out loud. Trust me, it's a fantasy that she never knows how it is going until she gets tossed out on her fat ass until her brother comes to pick her up. She walks away thinking she's done something amazing, but then she finds out that she's been banned for life and that someone called the police.
What Lori is has to do with drugs...a whole lot of drugs. Who I know is Lori Jean LaFond on drugs. She has always been on drugs since I've known her and she's always acted the same. A tiny woman with a huge mouth and a need to be seen, only nobody likes her and she's an embarrassment to everyone that watches the performance. People have even been so tired of her usual, "show up and blast someone with hate", approach that they've set her up. She bursts through the door at a bar, locates the girls she was spying on and they sat her ass down and told her off for the first time. Lori doesn't like to be confronted first, she likes the element of surprise...like she is fighting a battle in a war. You don't have conversations with Lori, she screams at you and you are supposed to respond. You can clearly see that I would never have been a friend to her.
She's the girl that throws the drink and smashes the glass. She's the girl that say something that shouldn't be said then acts like a little bird told her. She's the girl that makes all the problems and expects everyone to clean up after her. You are to feed her, clothe her, medicate her, hand her a syringe upon command, get her a drink and if you don't she is going to be MEAN TO YOU. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. I know her from a long time ago and if you put up with this behavior she steps it up on you. If you are a person at all to her, you represent something...like Missy is tits, Leah is food, Brian is muscle (omg...lol), David is supportive of Lori's pedophilia, Christian cosigns all of Lori's bullshit! OF course none of them live with her, they exist for her. Afterall, she is the drug dealer. What a load of crap.
They are abused day and night by Lori the Sleepless Tweeker. She knows that a lack of sleep will make the household angry and then they will do anything to shut her up. It's kind of stupid to think that the five of them are going to tell you all the same thing eventually too, Lori is a constant care mental patient that uses every single person she comes across...her life is crime. In other words, the crying baby isn't being attended to by responsible parents...she cries about everything. A strict discipline would be recommended but the Joshua Tree Six aren't very functional. Some can do some things, but when it comes to taking care of baby Lori, not one of them knows how to shut her down or shut her mouth. It is an art form to be able to do that.
Five people ruled by one...Lori is constantly proud of the trophies she selected, they represent future or past victims to her. She loves having a hostage and every victim has heard about that.
Remember, this is good advice, it's better that Lori hates you than loves you, because she can't love...it's impossible. She has nothing in her life that she loves only needles and drugs. That's it. Her past makes her excited even though it's all about the pain she's caused others. She loves that.
