This is what Lori's pole dancing granny girlfriend is really like. There isn't anyone that I dislike more than her. Her story, like nobody else's is one of cheesecake and hatred for gay men. You know the type.
Everyone keeps wondering why she would live with Lori LaFond, but we all know the relationship between the two girls that say they hate each other but live in a two bedroom house with four other people. It's simple, drug dealer, drug addict. That's not too hard to figure out. The thing that I want everyone to know is Missy's role in this pole dance of death. Missy is here for two reasons, one, to cheesecake Jeffrey Katzenberg into paying for her diseased life, and two, to try to provoke Lori LaFond into another murder. Missy knows just how to ride that pole...she's been doing it for years, crusty old thing. Don't believe me? Ask her why she stole my money from my elderly mother.
One thing I want to make absolutely certain, if anything happens to me, go after Lori LaFond, and Missy's former boss, Jeffrey Katzenberg. He's given her a lifetime pass to provoke me and send Lori LaFond after every single member of my family for his stripper. He's never lifted a finger to help me, he's apparently lied to my sister for years and years, according to Lori, and he's already obstructed justice for about 10 years telling my friends not to speak to me while his stripper does all the elderly abusing she can do.
I'm not going to let this monster and her blonde friend frame members of my family up for drug dealing, we don't like drugs. If Missy Erickson so much as breathes another word about my family to anyone, she is going to find it really hard to make her life work again. I'm not lying Jessica, her sister, for real. Your lame assed sister is a drug addict and she's been plotting another killing, so you better beware if anyone in my family gets arrested or hurt, I'm coming to your parents for that text from Lori about my money.
Stop playing like you don't care Missy...it's definitely something we've all seen from you before. Maybe Lori should have one of her famous talks with you this time!!!
