Most of you know that we've been looking for the urban legend monster of Palm Springs for the better part of three decades, almost four. She's been lots of people over the years on her "radio show" that appears nightly in the heads of police officers and the gay community. Sometimes she's "Lisa", sometimes "Jessica", but with her not so secret desire to control everyone's sex lives, my friends just call her "Buffy the Boner Killer."
Lori is the solution for anyone that suffers from NARB. That's a "no apparent reason boner." (Thanks Nicholas Jonas). Lori is the opposite of an erection. She's the glass of ice water thrown on you in a hot shower. She's the phone call from your grandmother in the middle of sex with the machine turned up. Lori is basically the most unwanted voice in any conversation...but is she really "Buffy the Boner Killer" or is she "Jaws With Paws." A killer shark that can't swim and has to doggy paddle to safety? My opinion is that she's a great white dork that thinks she's tough!
In the past few weeks, I have been studying the malignant narcissist. What I'm particularly interested in is how much help Lori needs to be Hurricane Lori. For Lori LaFond to become the monster that we all know that she is, she has five people, minimum, to assist her. Literally, if she's a great white shark, they have to swim for her. Lori just supplies the mouth. They are the ocean, they are her fins, they are her everything. Without them, Lori is just a mouth with diseases. If you look at the list of all Lori's failures, you'll find out that she didn't finish high school, didn't learn how to drive, never had a job, can't swim, in fact, what are normal activities for a child, Lori simply can't do them. She has to be completely "cared for" in order to be Lori the Monster that rapes and kills. Of course she uses her own bodily fluids and diseases to kill people, but everyone she infects has the same ability. It's not like she's "special", most people are simply more responsible than she is. She spreads disease like she's some kind of angel of death.
The picture above is what I like to think it will be like when we finally pull that shark out of the water for everyone to see. She's not big. She's not pretty. She's not tough. She's a coward with a huge mouth full of teeth. A tweaker that's weaker. She's a monster by proxy. Everyone else has to do the dirty work for her then they all take the blame. Let's face it. Buffy the Boner Killer, is just a Great White Dork!
You don't scare me at all Lori, but if you want to have a conversation about me, go out to the pool and we'll talk. Just kidding...I don't go near her.
One thing her big fat mouth said over the last few days was something I wanted to share with all of you. While at home resting, Lori said, "I'll kill him (Kevin) to make you stop talking about my family." This is what Lori sees as a threat to Jonathan, Anthony, and Christopher. You see with all the attempts that she has made, she thinks that she has that kind of power. I want you all to know something. If she does kill me, you all better go after her. In the meantime, I want you to know what kind of threat that is. It's called a terrorist threat and it is made by a gigantic pussy. She also said, "I should just go beat him up by myself," which I will hold off of my own thoughts toward by saying, "If you think you can..." and leave it there. These are terrorist threats made on a military internet connection to a rape victim, police informant, and witness to Lori's crimes. Where is the police support? I want Lori held responsible for these kinds of things. Her mouth should not be allowed to be used as a weapon. Of course, then she followed that up by burning me with microwaves. This is a physical assault. Verbal assault combined with a physical assault against her already gay-bashed victim is a hate crime. I've been enduring that kind of treatment for over fifteen years without a stitch of help from law enforcement. Where is the protection I deserve?
This is my high school bully for God's sake. She has a long history of mental illness and has made attempts on my life before. How much more proof do you need than a bullet and a broken skull? Come on. Then there is my dead brother in law...um..Bryan? Kenny? Where are you two?
One thing her big fat mouth said over the last few days was something I wanted to share with all of you. While at home resting, Lori said, "I'll kill him (Kevin) to make you stop talking about my family." This is what Lori sees as a threat to Jonathan, Anthony, and Christopher. You see with all the attempts that she has made, she thinks that she has that kind of power. I want you all to know something. If she does kill me, you all better go after her. In the meantime, I want you to know what kind of threat that is. It's called a terrorist threat and it is made by a gigantic pussy. She also said, "I should just go beat him up by myself," which I will hold off of my own thoughts toward by saying, "If you think you can..." and leave it there. These are terrorist threats made on a military internet connection to a rape victim, police informant, and witness to Lori's crimes. Where is the police support? I want Lori held responsible for these kinds of things. Her mouth should not be allowed to be used as a weapon. Of course, then she followed that up by burning me with microwaves. This is a physical assault. Verbal assault combined with a physical assault against her already gay-bashed victim is a hate crime. I've been enduring that kind of treatment for over fifteen years without a stitch of help from law enforcement. Where is the protection I deserve?
This is my high school bully for God's sake. She has a long history of mental illness and has made attempts on my life before. How much more proof do you need than a bullet and a broken skull? Come on. Then there is my dead brother in law...um..Bryan? Kenny? Where are you two?
