...you all know when the 12th is right? In the Month of Never Gets Here and in the Year of Never Ever Happening. That's when "the 12th" is! So when someone tells you, "I'll pay that bill by 'the 12th'", what they are really telling all their friends listening in on the conversation is, "...this guy is so stupid, I'm never going to pay him the money I owe him and I want you all to see it!" This is how you learn to talk when you deal with Missy and Lori. You can't say what you mean, but you rely on your friends' intelligence to get what you are saying and not to define it any further with their thinking.
There's a lot of thinking and trust that goes into "Lori talking" which requires trust in a friend and not thinking about it too much. Thinking without thinking, requires practice and pace. Never re-emphasize what's important and never let the girls know what worries you. You have to make snap decisions based on your past experiences and let them go as fast as they came to you. It's about knowing where to be on the floor without having to think about it - a basketball reference.
This brings me to my point...the lesbian mafia is determined to show all of these gay males, how to be a man! Um, does anyone out there understand that this is about as filthy a concept as there has ever been? What Missy and Lori's idea of "what a man is" goes from a human wallet to someone whose skull you can beat in, but it never really enters the this is a human being with feelings, life, people that love him, etc. These are the "Bitches of Least Dick - ie: the Witches of Eastwick" is the reference with a lesbian mafia twist. I'm going to have to say that for the majority of us, a dick is a requirement of manhood. Not everyone...b/c there are men with anatomically incorrect parts, but even these people would share the point that a woman would probably not be the best person to teach us how to be men.
Missy and Lori think that men should be stupid and their wives even dumber. This is because they LIVE IN THEIR SCAM. They don't run off to an NYC apartment when they are done using someone...they have to live in the filth that they create. They aren't the Jackyl, from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, times two. For most of us, we don't even give them the time of day. They are looking for a specific type of man...the one that is too soft on girls. Preferably one with a daughter and many sons. That makes her special to daddy. He sees other girls like her. This man is in deep trouble if he likes to go to strip bars and takes in strays. He's also known as the "sucker" or the "mark".
I'm thinking that Jeffrey has a few people he needs to talk to today, so if you want to find out what happened probably best to talk to Benjamin. Missy is on his shit list, apparently! Lori never leaves it! David, you know, Asshole David, probably had something to do with it. Bessie is claiming ignorance, but she knows Missy better than she is saying.
This brings me to my point...the lesbian mafia is determined to show all of these gay males, how to be a man! Um, does anyone out there understand that this is about as filthy a concept as there has ever been? What Missy and Lori's idea of "what a man is" goes from a human wallet to someone whose skull you can beat in, but it never really enters the this is a human being with feelings, life, people that love him, etc. These are the "Bitches of Least Dick - ie: the Witches of Eastwick" is the reference with a lesbian mafia twist. I'm going to have to say that for the majority of us, a dick is a requirement of manhood. Not everyone...b/c there are men with anatomically incorrect parts, but even these people would share the point that a woman would probably not be the best person to teach us how to be men.
Missy and Lori think that men should be stupid and their wives even dumber. This is because they LIVE IN THEIR SCAM. They don't run off to an NYC apartment when they are done using someone...they have to live in the filth that they create. They aren't the Jackyl, from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, times two. For most of us, we don't even give them the time of day. They are looking for a specific type of man...the one that is too soft on girls. Preferably one with a daughter and many sons. That makes her special to daddy. He sees other girls like her. This man is in deep trouble if he likes to go to strip bars and takes in strays. He's also known as the "sucker" or the "mark".
I'm thinking that Jeffrey has a few people he needs to talk to today, so if you want to find out what happened probably best to talk to Benjamin. Missy is on his shit list, apparently! Lori never leaves it! David, you know, Asshole David, probably had something to do with it. Bessie is claiming ignorance, but she knows Missy better than she is saying.
