So people are always wondering why I like to draw Lori's attention to myself if she isn't someone that I like? First of all, let me explain that long long long before I even knew what this was all about, I was getting twenty-four hour a day watched by Lori, so it wasn't a matter of me drawing her attention, I already had it.
Second, I like to play mind games with Lori on her remote neural monitoring system but not on this blog...she can't figure out which is which and if I don't say it on here, she'll tell someone she read something on here that never appeared. For example, she knows I work, but I've never said where. For example, I mentioned that I'd moved, but I never said the address...Lori sent me mail there! You see what Lori does and does not know isn't all from this blog...most of it comes from her reading my mind. I'll let her tell you which is which.
Also, I'm creating a distraction here so that my friends can work without Lori bugging them..."Hey Lori, look over here...." works better than you could ever imagine. If you really want to help someone out, tell Lori you're thinking about her...she's an attention whore.
Look Lori, there's a picture of Jonathan's penis....and Lori comes running.
