One of Lori's best scam lines when she has forgotten to pay a bill or she wants to call a targeted individual's work is, "The customer is always right." Then she insists on talking to the target's superior but she usually skips all that and wants to scream at the CFO for a while. Lori believes in the shrieking wheel getting the grease, mind you a squeaking wheel isn't loud enough for her.
I thought I would share with Lori what most of us that work know from Mr. Aleister Crowley. Basically, if you have ever worked with other people in your life you know that the customer is usually wrong but it isn't financially good to tell her so. Lori, who rarely leaves her home because of the bad reputation that she has earned for herself, wouldn't know the first thing about the truth, only some popular business idiom that is more about money than the truth.
As you have read from the header today, Mr. Crowley is missing, well at least a book of his signed for Jeffrey is missing in action. Lori has, in the past, mentioned this book and loving having it so she has some kind of "bargaining power" over Jeffrey Katzenberg. I know the feeling, she's stolen pretty much everything that I owned so my things are probably everywhere. Some stuff was sentimental and some were just junk, but the practice of stealing for drugs is probably the real issue here.
As we are finding out, David the Chickenhawk may be the worst neighbor in the history of neighbors. It is apparent now that it was David that supplied both Lori and Brian with the information needed to steal money from the Katzenberg's; Benjamin, Jeffrey, and Jeffrey's father. Apparently in the home that neighbor's David TC, there was a storage of many of Jeffrey's favorite things. After all, at this time the K's were moving into a new home in Palm Desert, near Iggy Pop.
David, who was staying in David Katzenberg's old bedroom from high school, must have received that information and then stole things from that home to trade for crystal meth. At one point even a baby cocker spaniel was stolen. I've seen this puppy, she was living in the back of Christian Johnson's vehicle for a time after the theft. This was around August or September of 2007. The puppy now lives with Benjamin Katzenberg who rescued it from Lori and Brian's home when she found out that the puppy was being mistreated by the six people that live in Lori's house. A microchip may have identified the dog, but most of us know that it was the stolen puppy.
Now Lori is trying to find some kind of leverage that she can use to keep Jeffrey from talking about this crime and the people that he knows are involved with it. It would appear that one of the stolen items was an Aleister Crowley book that has sentimental value to Jeffrey. The book must be worth something because David traded iPhones, computers, photographs, financial files and other items belonging to the K's. David, a worthless piece of shit, as described by most people, is also known as Asshold David. He has been known over the years to trade Katzenberg stuff for drugs from Lori. You know Lori, she likes to associate herself with anything celebrity or Hollywood.
I find it interesting that this book should go missing and the author of the book is such an interesting character. An unconventional thinker, Aleister was the kind of person that would really have enjoyed this crime of mind reading and how I went about solving it by using my mind and this here computer.
If this book is in the hands of the Palm Springs Police Department, they should contact Jeffrey Katzenberg and tell him where they got it. Lori is not someone that would even have any idea about Aleister nor would she have any interest in anything but pawning it at Rae Fernandez' Pawn Shop for Criminals.
We've seen in the past, ties to Lori's lies and the names of famous authors or photographers. Steven Arnold, Poe, Steinbeck, Dali, and others have been used to perpetrate this crime. Now we can add Crowley to the list of people that have ties to this crime. I'm surprised that she hasn't used Georgia O'Keefe in some manner too, what with all the vagina looking flowers that adorn her paintings. I used to joke and call Lori LaFond, Vageorgia O'Quiff, because of the banality of her attempts to mock great artists and authors by associating her Dillbilly ass with them. Many of the authors or artists that Lori associates with are gay or bisexual men. Some even died of AIDS. There is nothing funny about the way Lori mocks gay men that are significant to our herstory, and yet she remains fascinated by their work. Strange but true.
Here is a Georgia O'Keefe that I'm sure will remind Lori LaFond of the Isle of Lesbos...and the Misty Mountains.
