Like the Yeti and Bigfoot, there are differing versions of the same theme when it comes to MOMO.
The Palm Springs MOMO we call LOMO, because unlike MOMO, you don't have to initiate a phone call for LOMO to get ahold of you. In fact, she'll pretend she's a man from a gay dating site, your boyfriend, your family, the police, and anyone else that LOMO's victims don't want to hear from. The most important thing to remember with the LOMO is that you never want to return the text and get into the LOMO vs. HOMO. We all know that Lori LaFond is LOMO.
If you get into some kind of verbal altercation with her in text, the LOMO will call the POPO and pretend to be some kind of victim.
There is evidence of the LOMO in the text messages that I got after my sexual assault from Steven Frey's phone number. Messages about Peter DiMartino taking Steven on vacation, saying "hi", and other things that the LOMO wanted me to believe. Steven and Peter did not and don't still know each other...LOMO and Brian LaFond do.
We all know what straight guys say sometimes about not being gay when they say they love you, "NO HOMO". I know it's not PC. But I would just like to say "NO LOMO"; it means exactly the same thing but with a Lori LaFond smell to it. In an odd fact, LOMO smells like a bigfoot down there...some have even written me and called her "BIG PUSSY!" Don't blame me Lori, I've never seen a bigfoot or your woman loins...you might want to call your high school boyfriend...I'm sure he would know.
The law says, btw, that I, the victim, have the right to investigate this crime, so you can fuck off.
The law says, btw, that I, the victim, have the right to investigate this crime, so you can fuck off.
