It happens every single time that I tell Lori anything about my former neighbor that was both lesbian and pretty. Lori starts thinking that it means something but she was my neighbor and we respected "the code". All of a sudden I wake up for work and Christian is chanting something about "vagina", "vagina", "vagina"...and Lori is thinking about Missy's body parts...and I realize that I'm in some kind of lesbian teabag situation. It wasn't good. So I am now posting the clap back for this kind of behavior to see how they like it.
Ball sweat to you girls. Sweaty smelly man scent to both of you for forcing that image into my mind while having Christian tell me what you want me to do with it. I'm not a machine you know? I can't just switch off my gay to "do you the favor". So now you two think you can force me to think of you sexually? Just like being raped all over again!!!
I hope you two girls remember something about the code...It's Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve and Eve. Haven't you pushed yourselves on top of me enough? I only pray that Christopher can say a prayer for me that will remove that horrible dream sequence you tried and wipe my forehead clean of your sinful thoughts. Man, that was sick.
Big golden penis to both of you...I decide who tea bags me not you two!!! Don't ever try that shit again. Until then think of this...like Dorothy would do in this situation with you two witches, I'm saving my three friends by splashing you two with a bucket of ball sweat...that ought to melt two oversexed wicked methamphetamine lesbian witches. The last one to go will see the first three go before her (me), my ass...not when there is a scrotum splash still in me.
Nothing better to get rid of a wicked lesbian witch than ball sweat in a bucket!!!
