To hear Lori tell her side of the story, you would think that every single friend of mine, boyfriend or not, got her pregnant and was her boyfriend. Lori, of course, didn't know that they were a friend of mine, but she always manages to "make them seem that way". I'm just hoping that Lori's real mother doesn't believe any of that.
For instance, I've heard so many stories from Lori about her trip to Sedona where she stalked me. I've heard that she was there to get married to Jonathan Mendenhall. I've heard that Jonathan got her pregnant. I've heard that Anthony was her "drinking buddy". I've heard that she was in love with my boyfriend, Christopher, then Steven, and Mikey. She's been having sex with more gay men than a gay dating website. What is this fascination with gay men and Lori?
First, let me tell you a few things. Jonathan and Anthony despise Lori LaFond. They can't even look at her without getting angry and vomiting. Christopher isn't the least bit interested in Lori and never has been because he loves me. Even if ten years went by and he didn't love me any longer, he would still love me more than the beast that hot dogged herself in front of him. As for Mikey, he has had the same boyfriend for years and years. Steven Frey, gay and never liked Lori. In fact, she's said she's had all these men worshipping her to the point where they, "Couldn't take their hands off of her!" They never put a hand on her, that's why she infected them and put them in jail. It wasn't a pregnancy that brought Lori to Sedona, it was jealousy and hatred for me and my friends.
The wedding pictures from Sedona are Lori getting married to her brother Brian. Lori wearing her father's dress blues and Brian wearing a dress that didn't fit.
Now I'm hearing stories about Missy and Lori having their "lesbian wedding" in Sedona, Arizona. This is possible, I suppose, but I mean is it really something that Missy Erickson would do? No. Lori is as far from the kind of girl that Missy would like as possible. If you took away the drugs, Missy would never have spoken to her in her life. Same thing with Leah, who found Lori to be a "homeless stray puppy" and felt sorry for Lori when all the girls made fun of her. Bad call there.
If you think I'm wrong, you just need to ask Missy's family the kinds of messages that they get from Lori. Pictures of Lori and Missy together. Defining their relationship as, "What do you think is going on?" I've heard Lori doing this for years and years. She wants it to look like Missy and Lori were a possibility. The only thing possible there is a fight and I have to hear it every day all day long while the two of them try to get Jeffrey Katzenberg to lie for the two of them to legitimize this whole Sedona arrest thing.
I would no sooner get between two lesbians in my life, but these two lesbians...I'd rather be shot into space for eternity than to hear them play around with gay men any longer. Can't they just fight with each other?
You see, this "relationship" was exactly what I was talking about when Lori filed this restraining order telling everyone that she was NOT A LESBIAN! Then why does she tell everyone that she is? Only a lesbian for Missy? Not true and still a lesbian. My friends are not the kinds of guys that would lead some weird girl on. They wouldn't like her because she hates me. They are my friends and they aren't Lori's. All that jewelry that Lori flaunts, is stolen. They didn't give this shit to her, she stole it from them. The engagement rings she wears, one is my sister's wedding ring and another is my niece's, stolen right out of their cars. We want them back immediately. This is a symbol of love, not some trophy that Lori wears to remind her that she killed the man that gave it to my sister. It's sickening.
Lori does not have a significant other for one very good reason. She's a hateful monster that doesn't have any idea what love or friendship is. She sees my friends and wants them all. I won't let her have them. I want to be crystal clear on this. I am far more obsessed with keeping my friends safe than I am with thinking anything about Lori.
Her mother and sister need to understand that the stories that they've heard are 100% bullshit. No man has ever been interested in Lori.
Lori and Lissa are not pregnant. Lori is not having Lissa's baby. Lisa is Lori LaFond and Lissa is how Lori says Melissa's name so that people will think that Melissa is Lisa. (Leesa vs. Lissa two different pronunciations) Lori LaFond is Leeeeeesa. Melissa Erickson is Lissssssa. I've heard these two old biddies fight about their non-existent love affair long enough. Nobody cares. Jeffrey isn't working with either of them. They need to stop using my friends to force some kind of "relationship" on all of us that doesn't exist.
Living together was the worst idea that Melissa ever had. Shame on you for teasing Lori for so long.
In this case, we'll change the girl to GIRLS:
