This lovely clueless woman is Meg Whitman, who is standing next to her business partner Jeffrey Katzenberg who just started bragging again about his new internet streaming service (yawn) called Quiffy (kwee-fee)...isn't that what a pussy fart is? You know I know he's gone all lesbian with Missy Erickson these days but to name an entire company after her is just too much.
Actually, I was just informed that the company is Quibi, not Quiffy...which still kinda sounds like a pussy fart. I'm actually not that surprised that he's trying this idea because I also thought of a news streaming service with a daily show, but, as usual Jeffrey beat me to it. Actually, I think that a Quiffy is just a little pussy fart...that's what I'm hearing. Perfect for a little pussy like Jeff.
Now that he's running around bragging about his new billion dollar company that he got funding for in a year, I'm still wondering where my god damn bank account is. Is there anyone out there that understands how fucking offensive this man is to me? I'm fighting for my life while his hooker stripper is microwaving me to death as my mom still suffers from the mental beating he gave her when he had her hospitalized for mental issues...then he stole her money.
Um, I don't know if Meg here knows it or not, but her partner here is about to get in big trouble for using remote neural monitoring to steal money from me and help Lori LaFond manufacture drugs in Sedona, Arizona. I'm telling all of you this now, just in case you know Meg so that she can give him a call. I'm going to let you all in on a secret. What Jeffrey has done to me is called terrorism and his international ties to business on the internet may be coming to an end. I will be telling the U.S. Attorney about Jeffrey's antics and suggest that they suspend or end his time on the internet because of his ties to organized crime.
So Meg, that smell that you are smelling next to Jeffrey isn't a quiff, it's your lousy assed business partner that steals from gay men with AIDS/HIV. You might want to steer clear of this man for a long time. They can order him off the internet indefinitely and suspend his traveling visa forever. Jeffrey isn't telling the truth and I think the world needs to know about it. He's a little prick. Somebody should let Meg know to ask him who Lori LaFond is and who Missy Erickson is. She might not find out in time for Quiffy to be stopped.
