You Know Lori, That Granny From Playboy Is A Comic For A Reason...She's Ridiculous!!!

There was a time when Lori used to run around telling people that she was going to appear in Playboy magazine.  Um, no she wasn't.  About the only way she would ever have graced the pages would have been as this character...the classic "granny" from Playboy.

Lori is ridiculous.  With all the medical problems that she is experiencing, she actually thinks that she can move in with Jeffrey and his team working in this area on this crime.  Can't you just see her sneaking around at night in her crotchless panties with her see-through robe on looking for Jeffrey??? It's nuts.  "Why can't I live with Jeffrey's son (that I gave HIV to)," Lori says over and over again?

Ask any pizza delivery boy in the Palm Springs area that delivered to La Palme Apartments and they'll tell you about the old tweaker lady that answered the door with one really ugly boobie hanging out and a beaver.  She always asked about his extra "sausage". Typically he never came back for another delivery.  My friends always came home from the experience white as a ghost, as if they'd seen their grandma naked doing things...you know what I mean.  Nobody wants to see that!  Lori thinks she's sexy because she doesn't bathe...

It kinda looks like this...

I don't think that her friends are doing her any favors telling her that she looks, "Okay I guess," when the reality is that her fantasy looks more like Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Lori's body is a crime scene that needs to be processed.