Lori LaFond is keen on saying to people, "Someone has to be the bitch!" I'm just wondering why it ALWAYS has to be her???
Lori looks for a drama to exploit like a pedophile looks for a child. Go figure. You can almost bet that if Lori gets wind of something, it's going to stink in a few hours and you don't want to be down wind.
I guess the thing that makes Lori so confident lately is her pretend "relationship" with Jeffrey and Marilyn Katzenberg. It's one of those, a friend of a friend of a friend once stood 500' from Jeffrey's cousin, so now Lori is practically his mistress, which he doesn't have.
Lori forgets that Martin and Benjamin are my best friends and regardless of how Jeffrey feels about me, I'm the person that pitched Lori's urban legend to DreamWorks when there still was DreamWorks. Now I'm aiming for Plan B to produce this movie because I have some friends that tell me that it would be well told by the powers at be. When Lori realized that I was pitching this idea to my friend's father's company, she started telling people that Jeffrey and she were tight...um...that's a big fat Lori LaFond also known as a lie!
Once Lori finds someone in the middle of drama, usually herself, she throws Jeffrey's name around like he's some kind of benefactor. The last time I checked she'd raped his son and Martin, stole his money and bought drugs with it. She also put Jeff's son in jail and made his own daughter look bad. Lori still thinks that there is some way to convince Jeffrey to adopt her, um (again), she's nuts and berries.
The way Lori uses people is almost textbook "sociopath", but the bipolar way she sees them changes from one second to the next. She also covets relationships with Christopher's family and Jonathan's, people that she has robbed and blamed for crimes. I don't know what planet she thinks she's living on but Earth isn't Planet Loriwood. Actually wood never does happen with Lori...ever.
I think that Lori is living through her system of mind reading and assuming that she has developed relationships that she isn't capable of having. I also believe that the people that live with her are doing her harm by allowing her to fantasize the way she does. It's not healthy to think you know someone famous then approach them. I knew Andrew Cunanan...he did the same thing. Most people that knew Andrew didn't think he had anything to do with Versace beyond a magazine or a book. Oh, he had stories, but if you knew him, you'd think, "Why?" He was nothing spectacular, in fact, I found him to be rather annoying. When I saw him, I left and went somewhere else. Lori sounds like she's going through some kind of "People Magazine" relationships...so I play along so she won't hurt me.
She doesn't know anyone famous. Isn't famous. Couldn't be famous.
It's her entire life...I'm getting that Andrew Cunanan feeling again. This time I'm not going to Miami on vacation though.
Here's my advice to Jeffrey and the Katzenbergs', DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH PEOPLE THAT STALK YOU LIKE LORI LAFOND...THE SLIGHT SHE PERCEIVES NEXT COULD BE FROM YOU...AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A THING!!!
