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Monday, April 1, 2019

Jonathan, A Chainsaw and The Ultimatum: It's No Wonder Nobody Ever Wants Lori


From what I've heard from the people that I've talked to, Lori was in Sedona, "to get married?"  To whom?  She tells people that she was going to "get married" to Jonathan Mendenhall, but we all know that is pure 100% bullshit.  I've heard that she stole her father's military uniform and had a ceremony with her brother?  OMG!

There was a murder kit with her too.  A gun, zip ties, knock out drug and a CHAINSAW.  I've heard of "shotgun weddings" but I've never heard of a lesbian throwing a "chainsaw wedding".  Is that a thing?

I've heard that she put the gun to Jonathan's head and took pictures too.  Did she give Jonathan the ultimate ultimatum?

We need to hear from you Jonathan!!!

I have an idea for you Lori.  Why don't you go on to some stolen facebook account and start writing yourself more love letters.  That way people will finally think that someone, anyone, likes you.  Oh yeah, don't use my friend's accounts to do it either.  I'll be talking to all of them eventually, like Marc LeDrew, "Nice brown hair Lori...", and we'll see if he really contacted you or if it was just more of your fantasies that never happened.