Now I'm going to tell Missy's parents a story just so they know the scam their homewrecker daughter ran. No this isn't the one where Missy went to my sister and told her that her Missy's own mother has Alzheimer's disease so she and Jessica had to put their names on her mother's bank accounts because she was too sick to be trusted...no this is another story. That's how they stole my saving's account.
This is a story about Mother's Day. Now, as far as I know, Marilyn is not Missy's mother, but that doesn't matter when Missy is in "money mode" with a husband. No, this is Missy the marriage counselor, a lesbian, who hasn't had a man in her entire life, or a girlfriend that stayed with her because of her drug habbit...er...addiction.
As I understand the story, Jeffrey made reservations at a club where his family would get together for Mother's Day. Wouldn't you know it, Missy did the same thing. I think it was Escena. Of course, then it was imperative that Missy just, go with, Jeffrey for everyone to meet up. Of course, Missy's family would be at their own table enjoying their Mother's Day together. Katzenberg's at one table, Missy and her lovely family at another. Of course, Missy insisted on riding with Jeffrey who stopped in to see his own mother, in the hospital, on the way there. Wouldn't you know it, Missy just had to go in and meet his mother...just like a mistress.
From what I understand, Jeffrey's mother wasn't impressed at all and told Jeffrey and Missy that she didn't think Missy was nice to her grandson. Jeffrey's mom knows her son...she knew he would fuck things up if Missy stayed around. Totally inappropriate to the billionth degree by the way. Bad form Missy. Never meet the entire family when you are the outsider trying to steal her way into their bank account.
Then the pair showed up for Mother's Day with all Jeffrey's family there. Newlywed daughter and son and their spouses, Benjamin, Jeff and Marilyn...but wouldn't you know it, Missy's family called and canceled on her at the very last second. Well, what was Jeffrey to do? You see, Missy parents had never intended to meet with Missy because they never had plans...it was all a ruse to keep Missy "in touch" with her mark. I've heard that she's tried this on more than one occasion.
So Missy, inappropriately, joins Jeffrey and his entire family for brunch. This is so nobody could get together and talk about Missy's unwanted presence without Missy having input. You know Missy, she just loves to show her tits and how powerful they are.
Now I know that there are some NBA wives that read my blog. I hear that you girls know what this is. Is that true? Perhaps some of you fine ladies would like to explain the finer points of "get the fuck away from my family" to Little Missy Homewrecker. Pointing out the finer aspects of a hussy, you girls deal with this kind of thing all the time.
Can you possibly imagine how completely uncomfortable Missy's presence at this brunch was? Now clueless Jeffrey might not think so, but the rest of his family was not impressed with the hair flipping and the bunny nosing and the "Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey" right after she'd stopped by and met their grandmother. Personally, if I had to choose a Katzenberg, I choose Grandma. Here's a lady that knows her son. I wouldn't be surprised if Missy kicked out the life support plug on her way out. "Oopsy...," Missy would think.
Listen mother and father of Missy, it's time to reclaim your sociopath and get her out of our lives. We have no need for your relationship with Jeffrey and we don't want to see your family put in jail for what your daughter does to you. It's time that Jessica Christine knows what kind of tramp her sister is and that what she did to my friend Benjamin was completely inappropriate beyond words. Your little bitch daughter is carrying tuberculosis and still thinks that the right lip gloss is going to make it go away. If she can just push those tits up high enough, Jeffrey will make that "darn old tuberculosis go away." Your daughter's understanding of men makes me want to vomit.
Our understanding of her is that she's a felon that has a long history of stealing and defrauding people like my sister with stories like her mother has "Alzheimer's". This little story put my mom in a mental testing facility and allowed your bitch daughter to steal $30,000 from my family. I want her lousy tits in jail. If you don't come and get her, the police will. Understand senile mother of Missy? Her words, not mine.
I want to see Missy's mother explaining to my sister that she doesn't have Alzheimer's when we prosecute Missy and David for stealing from a police informant and elderly abusing my own mother in the process.
Hey Missy, hate the tits, hate your attitude, hate you.
I just wanted everyone to understand the kind of bitch we are dealing with here. I have the right to do this because she did this to my sister. Missy's mother and father have been used again to create some kind of "happy family" thing. From what I understand they know all about Missy's need to hurt people and if she ever comes near any member of my family again, I intend to press charges against her and call Missy's own mother to the witness stand to show everyone the Alzheimer's that she doesn't have. Your daughter robbed my 75-year-old mother out of a bank account and put her in a mental testing facility. She'll never be the same again. I want you to know what kind of cunt she really is. Of course, Missy was only looking out for my best interest, right?
Wrong. What my sister doesn't know is that your daughter lives with Lori Jean LaFond. My sister is not a fan of this monster since we were in high school. Remember that Lori's the girl that my sister KNOWS falsely accused my father of molesting a student then went after one of my friends to try it again. If she knew that Missy and David were both living with that freak show, they would never have gotten in the door and I assure you, now that they've been there for three years, my sister wouldn't want her children or grandchildren exposed to her tits or tuberculosis. Your daughter is in denial. Big time denial.
I would also like to point out that Missy and David delivered tuberculosis and staph infected piece of evidence back to my sister in a paper bag. He's just recently been through two heart surgeries and a kidney operation. What we don't need is your daughter delivering a sick bomb into our homes. This was something that Lori stole from my mom and dad's home. Your daughter tried to make Lori look like she was some kind of kind person. This is the fucking bitch that gives everyone, including your clueless daughter, AIDS. If your sick daughter ever comes near my family with or without David again, you can expect that I will be contacting you through a subpoena. Her body doesn't impress me at all.
Now for the record, Missy also took Barbara's father for some cash too. So all in all, she's stolen $30,000 from me, got a leased car and a house out of Jeffrey (not to mention all the swag my project generates), got Robert Downey Jr. thrown in jail and fired from many projects...your daughter is pretty much the whore of Palm Springs. Now I know she didn't sleep with any of these men, that's what Bessie is for, but Missy needs to have her wings clipped and an IV in her arm instead of meth up her nose. "Because she's worth it," she says, but I haven't seen this bitch do anything more than take. Just like her pal David, the chickenhawk. You see none of Lori's friends are reputable, they are notorious.
You need to call the CDC on your daughter before something happens that she can't fix. Like death from the disease. I know Lori is her family now, but Lori is a notoriously bad mother that molests kids. Your daughter abuses kids, mentally. Ask her last girlfriend how quickly she left for greener pastures. That should give you an indication of the kind of bitch she really is.
I would like to add that your bitch daughter was the person that came here and told Jeffrey, "Whatever you do, don't help Kevin," then she had the vagina to go and visit my sister and steal my money? What this is right here, is a theft from a police informant on a drug case that involved your own daughter manufacturing drugs in Arizona then helping to transport and distribute them into Jeffrey's rental home. If you think I'm lying, Mr. and Mrs. Long Beach, ask Jonathan and Anthony if she was in that home where GHB was being made, with a gun...I want you to know that nobody is picking on your daughter, she is a drug dealer and distributor across state lines. That's why she stole from me...she's in big trouble. Please feel free to verify this story through Jonathan and Barbara.
I would also like to point out that neither Missy, David nor Bessie pointed out that Lori raped me in Palm Springs, gave me HIV when I was 19, shot at me in San Diego and went to Sedona to stalk me on vacation. They didn't point out that Lori lied about that restraining order and fucked with the DNA evidence in my rape case. In fact, they were there to "protect" my mom's bank account, but they didn't mention that MY NAME was already on that account. No need for the visit. In fact there was no need for the trio to go to my sister, except for Lori's blood lust from killing her husband. Your daughter is a sick fuck and she needs to be hospitalized.
How fun it must have been for David and Missy to sit there with my sister knowing that Lori killed her husband and left her daughters without a father. Bessie was my brother in laws' friend...but wouldn't a friend do more than just ask for her brother's money? I find this to be a piece of shit trio looking for cash wherever they can find it.
Why?
If Missy and David were there to protect my mother, don't you think they'd tell my sister something like that if they were working on this case? That's because they aren't working on this case, they are the suspects. I should know, IT'S MY INVESTIGATION WITH CHRISTOPHER AS TWO POLICE INFORMANTS THAT SIGNED PAPERWORK TO INVESTIGATE THIS CRIME. Your daughter is a lead suspect in this case Mr. and Mrs. Long Beach and Mr. and Mrs. David. They aren't investigators, they are the lead suspects with Lori and Brian LaFond. Don't you people get it? They live on the floor of a rented home of Brian LaFond. They live on stolen computers and furniture, though Jeffy Weffy probably bought their current computers. Your daughter is a federal drug trafficking suspect. Duh....?
Also using this system to threaten my informant employees while we were out of state is also a federal crime...but you know that already.
Now I want to remind the parents of David and Missy that they are habitual liars. There is no plan with Jeffrey to include them in this investigation because they are suspects. What you parents are about to hear from your children are lies...bald-faced lies. They'll spend the rest of tonight making some big assed lie up to try to keep you all in the dark so let me shed some light. I was almost killed when I was raped. Your two kids are here to keep that investigation from finding Lori and Brian. Missy and David are now co-conspirators in that attempted murder...remember Sedona? There was a gun. You don't bring a gun to have a conversation, which is what Lori says she had with Anthony and Jonathan there.
I worked for eight years overnight making minimum wage to save up that $30,000 and all your kids did was watch what the circumstances were and planned to steal this money from my sister. They used this system to rob my mother. I want you to know that stealing from a police informant is illegal and then some. Perhaps you should watch the story by the Nichols Family to find out how your daughter pays the bills these days. From what I understand, Lori and Brian stole $150,000 from those two police informants and the Geragos Law Firm represented them. You can expect the same kind of lawyering for Christopher and myself. Your daughter and son are going to prison.
This is drug dealing. This isn't a strip club. It's serious and your two kids are in my way. Move them.
