Have you ever been the victim of a "Hit and Lissa"? Many men have. You wouldn't be the first. Let me put this disclaimer on as per my "Vagina Training" from Lori LaFond.
First of all, "vagina training" is defined as one of the things that both Lissa and Lori do to gay men when they are teaching them how to "respect the vagina". Usually this is done by Lori, but Lissa has been known to do the "because I'm a woman..." speech many times over. Lori's is more specific. When she is torturing a gay man...also known as a "vagina declina"...Lori likes to have a gay man repeat the word "vagina" over and over again until they sound respectful of that orifice. Of course, the gay target is usually sitting there grossed out or completely uninterested. Vagina training comes with the complete menstrual cycle training and how to speak of the vagina.
You get where I'm coming from right? We're gay, you might as well be teaching us how to sew a KKK sheet into an outfit. We're just not interested in that sort of thing.
Second, as per Missy aka Lissa's instructions, what a woman is wearing or showing you does not mean that she is interested in sex. Unfortunately you don't see Missy showing belly button cleavage when she goes to an old age home, just when she's trying to get the attention of a Hollywood producer. A man has no right to expect sex in any situation unless Missy or Lori approves of it. Huh? Wait, what?
Oh, I thought of something today. I want to remind every man and woman that having sex with Lori is rape. Why would Kevin say such an outlandish thing? It's simple, the law says that impaired sex is non-consensual. Lori is always on something. Therefore sex with Lori LaFond is illegal even if she tries to give permission or solicits you, because she is impaired. The law says that if you have sex with an impaired person, you can be charged with rape. You know Lori as well as I do...one minute it will be, "I'm not even on anything" and as soon as you pull out, "I was wasted, now I'm calling the police!!!" It use to be Lori's prerogative to tell a man that turns her down for sexual encounters to say, "I wasn't interested in sex, I'm a lesbian!!!" Now it is the man's choice to say, "I can't have sex with you because you are impaired..." we don't have to be humiliated by the gay man declining the solicitation then put through the "typical man" speech. All they want is sex, right ladies? Not true. Gay men don't want to have sex with lesbians or hetero women...we get to turn your asses down now.
Consider the clam, slammed. (It's like a cock-block, only with mean lesbians. Not the nice ones.)
What I have never understood is why is it that Lissa and Lori give us so much useless advice about stuff that gay guys don't need. Boobie training, vag training, politeness training...we're gay, we're born polite. That's who we are. We don't need two lonely women that know nothing about men (they are lesbians) to tell us how to be men. How many relationships with men have they had? I've had more than almost every lesbian alive. i don't really need "how to treat a lady" lessons.
This is what we call, "The Hit and Lissa"! It's all these butch/cheesecake lessons that maybe some hetero man might need, but they've had relationships with women too. I call that one a draw. I would add that these two women are the first to demean women by thinking that hanging their tits out the window to a cop is a defense for speeding or driving drunk. It belittles women and turns them into a pair of tits. i would have to ask Aaron Rodgers about this, but I'm pretty sure that the rules are clearly defined for hetero men.
When I seen a woman in a micro mini skirt, I'm not thinking sex. I'm thinking about how it would look on Christopher...lol. That's a joke. I think what Missy is doing is trying to teach ultra cave woman Lori that a mini skirt isn't "easy access", it's just a mini skirt, but they do it through boys at each other.
Man, I'm so tired of this "poor defenseless woman" thing that Lori does. All someone has to do is listen to how she talks to people and you know instantly that she's poor, but defenseless? Come on!!! Man this girl put a crush on my skull like a hard boiled egg and HIV in my ass. Seriously. That's neither poor nor defenseless. I'm also tired of these dumb ass cops that don't look into her stories about being a mom or married to Bryan Anderson and all that shit. It's not true. You cops have to understand she's like Charlize to Missy's Christina Ricci. "Monster, West Coast Part 2" Only we're the ones that are being solicited for sex and when we tell Lori no, she goes into Aileen Wournos mode. What gay man is going to proposition her? And we're the ones that get arrested for saying "fuck no"!
There are variations of "The Hit and Lisa" too. That's the one where Lissa cheesecakes all the attention while Lori drives a bulldozer into your life. That's the "Ultra Classic Hit and Lissa". Lissa creates a non-sexual distraction with her tits and ass, while Lori T-Bones you with the police or something illegal that she falsely reports while some dumb man is distracted instead of protecting our team.
You can usually spot the "Ultra Classic Hit and Lissa" because there is usually a credit card or a wallet involved. When I lived with the person that sold them drugs, the "Hit and Lissa" was employed like a Good slave master/Bad slave Master thing. Lori would piss off Steven and then Lissa would try to charm him out of his house to sell her drugs that would be taken to Lori and delivered. This also pulled Steven out of his home to be robbed by Lori. It was cheesecake with a sour aftertaste. Not something most of us will fall for but you know Lissa and Lori, they gots to gets themselves straight.
A phone number is all Lissa usually needs for Lori to kick in with the terror. Lori loves to use the military computers that she has stolen in her home in Joshua Tree to tap into the account of the unsuspecting man. They hate men. Lori can then go to town on the wife, girlfriend or someone else. This is kind of what she did to my sister. Once Lori had my sister and brother in law's phone numbers....combined with her uncle's phone number, Lori then creates a fantasy that includes a possible violent outcome. Knowing that one man is using her meth and the other is carrying a gun, Lori whipped her mind into a frenzy of fantasy and put my brother in law in direct contact with her uncle at her aunt's house. The wheels were set in motion because of Lori's involvement and meddling. In this classic "Hit and Lissa", Lissa's job was to keep my sister from finding out what Lori was doing behind her back So Bessie Smith was told to "mind her own business". Completely discounting that my sister and brother in law loved her and treated her with respect. It's not like Liss didn't have a drug problem then too, you know.
Then to further the "Hit and LIssa", Lissa then, years later, shows up at my sister's home with visions of stealing my bank account. How's that for "minding her own business"?
Consider the clam, slammed. (It's like a cock-block, only with mean lesbians. Not the nice ones.)
What I have never understood is why is it that Lissa and Lori give us so much useless advice about stuff that gay guys don't need. Boobie training, vag training, politeness training...we're gay, we're born polite. That's who we are. We don't need two lonely women that know nothing about men (they are lesbians) to tell us how to be men. How many relationships with men have they had? I've had more than almost every lesbian alive. i don't really need "how to treat a lady" lessons.
This is what we call, "The Hit and Lissa"! It's all these butch/cheesecake lessons that maybe some hetero man might need, but they've had relationships with women too. I call that one a draw. I would add that these two women are the first to demean women by thinking that hanging their tits out the window to a cop is a defense for speeding or driving drunk. It belittles women and turns them into a pair of tits. i would have to ask Aaron Rodgers about this, but I'm pretty sure that the rules are clearly defined for hetero men.
When I seen a woman in a micro mini skirt, I'm not thinking sex. I'm thinking about how it would look on Christopher...lol. That's a joke. I think what Missy is doing is trying to teach ultra cave woman Lori that a mini skirt isn't "easy access", it's just a mini skirt, but they do it through boys at each other.
Man, I'm so tired of this "poor defenseless woman" thing that Lori does. All someone has to do is listen to how she talks to people and you know instantly that she's poor, but defenseless? Come on!!! Man this girl put a crush on my skull like a hard boiled egg and HIV in my ass. Seriously. That's neither poor nor defenseless. I'm also tired of these dumb ass cops that don't look into her stories about being a mom or married to Bryan Anderson and all that shit. It's not true. You cops have to understand she's like Charlize to Missy's Christina Ricci. "Monster, West Coast Part 2" Only we're the ones that are being solicited for sex and when we tell Lori no, she goes into Aileen Wournos mode. What gay man is going to proposition her? And we're the ones that get arrested for saying "fuck no"!
There are variations of "The Hit and Lisa" too. That's the one where Lissa cheesecakes all the attention while Lori drives a bulldozer into your life. That's the "Ultra Classic Hit and Lissa". Lissa creates a non-sexual distraction with her tits and ass, while Lori T-Bones you with the police or something illegal that she falsely reports while some dumb man is distracted instead of protecting our team.
You can usually spot the "Ultra Classic Hit and Lissa" because there is usually a credit card or a wallet involved. When I lived with the person that sold them drugs, the "Hit and Lissa" was employed like a Good slave master/Bad slave Master thing. Lori would piss off Steven and then Lissa would try to charm him out of his house to sell her drugs that would be taken to Lori and delivered. This also pulled Steven out of his home to be robbed by Lori. It was cheesecake with a sour aftertaste. Not something most of us will fall for but you know Lissa and Lori, they gots to gets themselves straight.
A phone number is all Lissa usually needs for Lori to kick in with the terror. Lori loves to use the military computers that she has stolen in her home in Joshua Tree to tap into the account of the unsuspecting man. They hate men. Lori can then go to town on the wife, girlfriend or someone else. This is kind of what she did to my sister. Once Lori had my sister and brother in law's phone numbers....combined with her uncle's phone number, Lori then creates a fantasy that includes a possible violent outcome. Knowing that one man is using her meth and the other is carrying a gun, Lori whipped her mind into a frenzy of fantasy and put my brother in law in direct contact with her uncle at her aunt's house. The wheels were set in motion because of Lori's involvement and meddling. In this classic "Hit and Lissa", Lissa's job was to keep my sister from finding out what Lori was doing behind her back So Bessie Smith was told to "mind her own business". Completely discounting that my sister and brother in law loved her and treated her with respect. It's not like Liss didn't have a drug problem then too, you know.
Then to further the "Hit and LIssa", Lissa then, years later, shows up at my sister's home with visions of stealing my bank account. How's that for "minding her own business"?
