Would someone put that crying baby to bed already!?!?
She looks like she is jaundiced is what I keep hearing. Yellow on that outside, black on the inside. Not like a black person Lori, like a person void of a soul. Now Christopher will be mad, but he knows what lurks in the heart of Lori LaFond. She's nuts.
She spends my days off trying so hard to keep me from getting rest, but fortunately I know that she is doing it so all that ends up happening is that I get sleep and she uses all kinds of meth that is making her look like some kind of outer space alien. If she doesn't get any sleep today or tomorrow, she's going to spend 14 straight nights awake and bothering me and my friends. It's time for Lori to ween herself off the teat of the meth cow. Stop using drugs Lori, you are acting like a "total bitch"!
Her girlfriend Lissa also needs the rest too. She's very grouchy and that isn't a good thing for anyone.
