Lori is such a total boner! I think it was three or so years ago that I thought that I wanted to discuss what the antidepressants that I take showed as side effects. The thing was that I never use to take them, but I find that they are super effective in keeping me from focusing too much on Lori's constant negativity. One of the side effects of taking Effexor XR, is that over time they can leave you with an erection problem. Just a fact. I told my doctor that and he prescribed Cialis and so I took it. These babies are expensive and I had a coupon for three free pills, so when I dropped off the rest of my prescriptions, they filled this one at no cost.
MAN! You would think that I'd started a war with Lori! It was all day and all night trying to find a way to break into my home and steal these three pills. BTW, Christopher, three years later and I still have all three pills. So there isn't any sex going on, I'm just waiting for my boyfriend to arrive.
Apparently, Lori thinks of these pills as an aphrodisiac. Make no mistake, she wants to steal them for herself. I assume that all that testosterone she is taking grew her a dick, but it must not be working very well. Seriously, is there any reason for a lesbian to need a Cialis? I would think that would be one medicine that Lori doesn't need to steal. Now she'll tell everyone that they are for her brother...which is sick too. Does Brian really need his sister to get his dick hard? Boy is he looking where nobody else would for that kind of reaction.
Seriously though, does anyone know where Lori gets the idea that Cialis is going to improve her sex life? She still has that face of hers to deal with. It's a pill, not a magic wand. Christopher would laugh at that too.
You can't imagine how many hours at night, while I sleep, that Lori is talking about these three stupid pills, which I have locked away. Lori would steal a safe just to get to them. Maybe they make Missy's fingers more stiff? Her tongue? Who knows? I can't believe that Lori has spent all this time and effort to scream and yell for three stupid pills. Get over it Lori some things are just a "guy thing". Like a menstrual cycle is a girl thing...think of Cialis as a tampon for men. (Don't get me wrong, I'd only write this to Lori because she is so ridiculous when she gets mad...and is "denied a woman's pleasure" as she says.) I'm gay, a woman's pleasure to me is shopping!!!
Maybe she's thinking Cialis could improve her moisture issues or something...I don't think it works that way.
Maybe Lori should look into her purse and get an idea of what she can afford. I suggest this, this is what you can afford:
Remind you of anything Lori? Like the fact that lesbians don't need Cialis to have a good time?
