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| Remember that this post is meant to be read with sarcasm and tongue in cheek... |
Obviously most of you gay men don't know how to be a man...so Lori is going to show you, one beat down at a time! She's gonna pound the masculine into you until you find her attractive and funny. Until then, all that standing up and peeing, isn't going to fool her. You think you are so much better than Lori because you can stand and pee with that penis thing that you have. Lori's here to tell you that a vagina can do anything a penis can...only with more masculinity!!!
No more of that wet seat thing for Lori...whether you lift the seat up or not, Lori has the solution for all men. It's a vagina. The stand up kind. Once she is done whooping your ass, she's gonna go to the titty bar and pick up some "hot ass" for herself, like a man. Usually Missy is so turned on by Lori's "man side" that she can't help but to be attracted to her. This is how a man takes care of his chick...
Okay, settle down, I'm just playing with all of you, but there are those of us that knows why what I wrote above is so funny. It's because this is the mentality of Lori LaFond. She hates feminine gay men so it's her job to butch them all up to the level that they are willing to have sex with a woman. That's going to teach all those fags how to treat a woman with respect. Because sex is respect. Isn't it?
I don't know how most of you gay men feel about a "woman teaching you how to be a man" but it feels a whole lot like being bullied. I should know, she's been bullying me for decades trying to make me into "a man", but I still love Christopher. Apparently my "man training" wasn't very complete since I still don't find Lori attractive. I like my men with a penis and a set of balls just like the next guy, I'm a bit confused as to how Lori is such an expert in men. Now I know she was very promiscuous in high school, but I didn't realize that she was simply teaching herself how to turn a boy into a man. If they didn't want to sleep with her, then that boy was a "flaming faggot," because once you've turned down free sex with a woman, you are obviously not much of a man. She'll tell everyone that you aren't a man because HER VAGINA did not get the attention that it deserved.
She'll fight you for it too! Not this week though because she's having her menstrual cycle and she's crampy. Once that is over, she and her brother will be by to beat the shit out of your "faggot ass." No woman I know can do a better job of training a man to be a man, than Lori. She knows what a man should be like and she's here to teach you with physical altercations, manipulations and drugs. Real men do drugs. Real men beat up their spouses. Real men cheat on their wives and if they get out of line, Lori likes to have a physical fight. Men are like that afterall. (Dripping with sarcasm is how this paragraph should read.)
Hey wait a minute, I'm not like that at all!!! I love Christopher but the basis of our friendship isn't the emphasis on violence or unfeeling emotions. It's based on the respect I have for him as a man. He's the most masculine gay man I know, but it's not the only thing. He's also sensitive, caring, loving, family oriented and spiritual. None of that shit matters to Lori. For Lori, a man is a guy that has sex with her every single minute of the day or whenever she beckons. Any man that isn't erect, ready and willing upon demand, is no man at all. Basically Lori should flip that switch with that beautiful language she uses all the time or that scent she emits. I can't believe men aren't following her home like stray cats waiting to be fed. They should all be lining up...but...they still aren't. I wonder why?
According to Lori, with all the "fags she's done", you'd think that at least one of them would have converted to lesbianism by now, but they never do. I'm not sure if it has to do with the emasculation of being raped by a woman that thinks she's a man. Does Lori really believe that a man rapes and that's what she has to teach us? Is it so important to take away a man's self esteem by raping him so that she can mentally destroy his own self worth to the point that we need a closeted butch lesbian giving us man lessons? I don't know. I'm pretty sure that my image of what a man is, is Christopher. He's tough and masculine, but he's sweet and sensitive too. He has a civil and spiritual responsibility to his family, friends and the world. I like my man to be about more than "what a woman wants", especially since I am a man and my vagina hasn't arrived in the UPS truck yet. I'm hoping for a nicer one than Lori's. I spent the extra cash on the upgraded vagina, but if it never gets here, I'll be okay because Lori is the one that needs the vagina, I'm happy with the equipment that I was born with.
I guess a man that identifies himself as a man's man because of vagina, has missed the point. A man's man, isn't just masculine or blue collar, those are great men, but there are so many others out there that are just as "man" , but self defined. I don't know of a lot of gay men that define themselves by the number of vagina's they've met and how those vagina's molded them into the men they are today. I certainly don't know ANY women that define themselves by the number of penises they've encountered either. So I guess men and women need to define that for themselves. I don't need an uberdyke coming into my bedroom in the middle of the morning beating me about the head to teach me how to be a man. I see nothing masculine about knocking anyone out and having sex with their corpse of a body. I think that a man or a woman has the right to want mutual satisfaction with whomever they sleep with, whether Lori likes it or not. In fact, if I'm not masculine enough for Lori, then I'm doing fine!!! I wouldn't want to be that kind of masculine, the kind that isn't.
Men don't have to beat women to be masculine and they certainly don't have to beat each other up over Lori to get the "Lori stamp of masculine approval", but you would think that would be the case. You see, you aren't "man enough" for Lori unless you lower yourself enough to be the kind of man nobody respects. I'm not that guy at all.
In short, Lori is the man that she and Missy Pissy complain about. She's hateful, disrespectful, violent, abusive physically and verbally and she's lousy in bed. She never attends to the needs of her sexual partner, if SHE is even awake. It's all about Lori and that's how she's going to MAKE YOU a better person. How can that be? Just ask Lori. If you need to know anything about being a man, no better place than a butch lesbian to find out? Huh. Lesbians are women that love women or hate women because they can't stop themselves from loving them. Either way, that's more vagina than I'm willing to give credit to my masculinity for. I am who I am. Christopher makes me want to be even better at being me. I don't need some would be Fonzi trying to tell me how to be better for her, when he's the one I'm trying to impress.
Thanks Lori, you are butcher than me....but I'm better with women than you. The reason I'm better with women than Lori is because I'm not trying to change them into someone I want to have sex with. My healthy relationships with women is based on everything but sex. When you remove that factor and treat a person like a person, valuable in their own right, then you have a chance at being "the man you want to be" not a facsimile of the man Lori needs to fulfill her bearding of her lesbianism. I don't want to be a man that beards Lori's need to be with women. That need is hers, not mine. I take my man lessons from Christopher....he's the man I like to impress.
I'm just saying that when it comes to defining one's own self, the idea of what a man is like is up to him alone. There isn't a woman in this world that makes me a better man than Christopher. He's all the woman I need...which is none. My relationships with women are therefore based on everything but sexuality..that makes them special to me. They can be whoever they want and I'm still good with it because I don't want to sleep with them. Lori just wants me to be the man that finds her the woman that allows her closeted lesbianism to exist. As far as Lori's closeted existence with me, I simply do not care. I don't know those lesbians. I only know the powerful, self confident, beautiful lesbians that are sure of one thing, they are the kind of woman that loves women, no matter who I am.
Thanks to all of my lesbian friends that have taught me how to be a man by being comfortable with themselves. That's how a lesbian teaches a man to be a man. Not by telling them where to stick their penises...most of my lesbian and straight girlfriends aren't really giving me that kind of advice.
What Lori is seeking is another gay man just like her brother. Someone she can manipulate and degrade to the point that he will do anything for her. You see, that's not "man lessons" it's "slave lessons" and if that is what you are in to, find Lori. She's always looking for a slave or fifty or 650 men to serve her. I'm just not that guy. I only love one man. I have no feelings for other men or women like Christopher. He's who I like to impress. If I can't impress him, I try harder to work on myself. I've seen what I like, it's not Lori, it's Christopher. He doesn't like her as much as I don't, so we have that in common too.
Mostly I'm offended by Lori or any woman or any man telling me I'm not a man because of who I love. Just because it isn't her, doesn't mean I'm not a man. Maybe I'm just man enough to tell her the truth about her problems...unlike so many others that fear police intervention if they do. The police can't make me sleep with Lori LaFond, no matter what Chief Reyes enforces in his department. My penis is mine and it goes where I tell it to go...nobody else.
Unlike Lori, I understand that sexual encounters require two yes-es (or more depending upon the situation...lol), no is a perfectly good answer for a sexual question...it is the law afterall. Lori doesn't take no for an answer...in any situation...which is why so many of us have been raped by her and her brother. NO MEANS NO...ANY FURTHER AND YOU'RE GONNA GET IT SUCKER!!!
I get to choose, not Lori. When she realizes that is the truth, she can move on and find some other low self esteem having woman or man to control. I would suggest Missy Pissy, she's easily controlled and easily manipulated and she loves women. That's the perfect choice for her. If only Lori can get the "yes" from her. That's up to Missy Pissy to decided.
