There is just something wrong with those two LaFond children...especially around the 4th of July. Usually we are all being inundated by Lori's constant whining about her birthday around this time. "What are you going to give me for my birthday, Junior," Lori asks. Don't forget, this is the real time that Lori gets angry because nobody in her own real family ever does anything for her. By the way, her birthday, for those of you that are wondering, is not on the 6th of July like she tells everyone, it is more like the 16th. Leave it to Lori to give herself the entire month of July to celebrate the birth of satan's child. I think the ground opened up and out of a volcano-like spewing of lava, out popped Lori LaFond...evil personified.
Did you see the pictures? She's wearing red lipstick. LOLOLOLOL!!!
Happy 4th of July everyone and I just wanted to remind all of you that it's summer and we should all be together as friends and families. Since we are not, I wanted to assure all of you that I am in better spirits than the other day, but still there is something missing. I hope that you are with your loved ones or significant other this year. I was hoping that I would be too.
You know what I just realized? I have actually never been with a boyfriend on any significant holiday. No Christmas, no 4th of July's, no Easters...never. It's weird, you would think that at least one holiday would have been like that, but nope.
I was hoping that last year would be the last summer of our torture, but Lori is still here making all kinds of rude gestures toward me and reminding me constantly that Christopher is gone and that "he isn't your boyfriend." That's a bummer. I have looked forward to being his boyfriend now for many years, but I can see that he is happy and that is good. It's not great, it's good.
As usual, Lori is trying to parade her lame ass brother in front of me like he's some kind of consolation prize for Christopher, see...
