Lori, not everything is sexual. You, for example, are not sexual to me, but beyond that, my friends are not impressed with the way you throw yourself at all of them thinking that an exposed vagina is going to do something to make them want you. It's just not happening. Missy Pissy also does not have that kind of control over any of us either. We're gay and like it or not, your body isn't going to change our minds. Your personality is shit. Your social skills have had you thrown out of every place you go. You need to get off that skyscraper with your nude body on it and stop acting like any of us are interested in you. We aren't. Can I make that any clearer?
Now before you offer him up, your brother is equally not attractive to any of us. We all realize that with him COMES YOU! Oh no! That isn't going to work for any of us.
Before any of you are thinking that I'm exaggerating, let me tell you a story that Jonathan told me about Lori and salad dressing. This is true.
When we went to Sedona, Arizona, my mom made me my favorite salad dressing that I've shared with some of you. (It's delicious.) I once made the comment, that Lori overheard, that said, "I would bathe in this salad dressing if I could!" You know what that bitch did?
We got to Sedona, Arizona and she forced Jonathan Mendenhall to steal this salad dressing which she then poured, all over...well it wasn't a salad, it was more like a salad bowl, between her legs. Literally, bitch stole our salad dressing and our food so that she could rub it on her....thing. Ewwwwww. That's nasty. All from the comment that I made about "bathing in it". That was an exaggeration Lori, I don't think of salad dressing like sex either. It's alot like you. I don't think of sex when I think of you and I don't think of it when I am eating a salad. The fact that you went that far to do something so, defiling, to something my mom did for me, is just about the same thing that I always hear from you. You soil everything. You ruin everything.
Gross.
This is a recipe from the 29 Palms Inn...does that sound familiar to anyone out there?
It's like everything I touch she wants to do something gross and sexual with it. I'm kinda grossed out by what I hear about what she's done with lots of things that she has stolen from me. I heard that there is a video where she is wearing my old, and Bryan Anderson's old, basketball uniform from high school. One of other videos of a sexual nature where she is pretending to be someone from high school. Frankly, that disturbs me. She comes into my home, steals things, then poses with them on for naughty pictures? My letterman's jacket too? Yikes!!!
