Lori LaFond treats her friends like flotation devices in a pool of popularity. Never have I seen someone so utterly forgettable make such a big splash that nobody still looks at. There is nothing like watching Lori wear her girlfriends and cops like pieces of jewelry that she owns and puts away when she is done with them. They are her possessions and they act like it most of the time.
This picture is exactly what I am demonstrating with my words. It doesn't really matter who is propping her up, just as long as she is the only one breathing. The guy or girl underneath, doing all the work is simply drown in problems then discarded. What she doesn't realize is that she was probably more attractive under the water than on top of it.
Can't you just imagine for a second that this girl above is at a back yard barbecue and Lori isn't getting enough attention? She recruits some fool to put her on his or her shoulders so she can make an ass out of herself, then the poor guy that helped her is half drowned and looks like the asshole that gave her a stage to perform upon.
Flotation devices that get her from one problem to the next bigger problem. She's used so many people that she can't find a fool in sight, so now she's taken to proving what a bitch she can be if she doesn't get what she wants. I'm not putting that thing on my shoulders and I'm not going to any party that she is at. If she shows up, I'm calling the cops. What about you?
The other thing that I keep neglecting to mention about Lori LaFond is her odd need to tell people that she is our "sister" when she talks about us. Most of the time, after she's been following someone gay, she starts calling them her "boyfriend". I've heard and seen this a million times from lots of people. The best case I know of is when, while she and her brother were pretending to be Peter DiMartino and Sheree Frey (Steven Frey's sister), Lori told me that she lived at La Palme, an apartment complex just down the street from the police department and around the corner from where I was raped. Here's the thing. If I am lying then how did I find an apartment there with the name "Fry" and apparently the same apartment that Lori LaFond lived in??? That's why I served a restraining order on that apartment. The siblings were telling me that Peter and Steven raped me and all kinds of lies, but of course there is still the matter of the $400,000 tax lien on property that I know Steven doesn't own.
I don't lie. Lori is NOT like a sister to any of us. For some odd reason she's got this thing about "being the sister of a gay man". What the working theory is, at this point, that she is the sister of a gay man. She's controlled his life since he was a teenager and she thinks that all gay men can be controlled, like a dog, by her (if she was that person's sister). It's the single most ridiculous thing of all. My sister is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE LORI LA FOND. I am nothing like her brother. Lori's vain attempts to control me with her constant ordering me around is never going to work. I've told her this, in one way or another, all my life.
