This Is How You Know Lori Is A Stalker:

or as in Lori's case, she owns more pairs of my underwear and my boyfriend's than I do.

or

she has more wedding rings in her jewelry box of my family's than my. family has on their fingers.

or

she has more pictures of me than we do in our family albums

or

she has spoken with my ex boyfriend more in the past ten years than I have

or

she has all of my high school yearbooks and I have none of them.