Dumped by another homosexual. Can you imagine? This has got to be like the billionth homosexual in a row that has kicked Laurie's wounded heart to the curb of love. Of all the people in the world, Missy Pissy, the only woman that could possibly turn her into a lesbian. We all know that Laurie has held on to her lesbian dream for one woman her whole life and it was just for Missy Pissy. Now, that dream has died. Like the batteries in an over used vibrator. They just fizzled. Two Alpha Bitches struggling to use one Home Depot card, just couldn't work. It was probably stolen anyway. Check your wallets guys.
Before any of you guys get too excited, let's put this in perspective. This is a ploy, a tactic, a ruse. Missy Pissy doesn't want anyone to think she's shacked up with Laurie the Loser, but she is. Laurie, of course, wants it to look like lesbian hour with her longtime lover, but it isn't going well. So in order to avoid all that complication, they've decided to put forth the "Laurie got dumped story". It's funny for all of us and, of course, Missy's parents will feel comforted. The thing is that they are still living in one place, not good. Missy shouldn't be there because that's dangerous for all of us and herself. Laurie only agreed to the "dumped" story so that Missy would stay. It might get her dad and mom off her back for a day or so, but, in the long run, living with Laurie and Brian, still dangerous to all, including them.
So this whole "dumped" thing is really just tongue in cheek.
No Laurie, not Missy's tongue in your cheeks...get real, nobody's feeling sexual towards you.
