It' pays to be a ho. That's the message that Jeffrey Katzenberg and his wife want you to know. The bigger the sleaze, the better the car. The more muff you dive the more car you drive! Especially with Jeffrey. He's like Donald Sterling before he got banned from the NBA...fascinated with that ugly Stepford freakshow of a mistress while his wife watched from the booth upstairs, mortified.
Now, the PSPD has me very angry. "Cars for Criminals" or as I call it "Leases for Lesbians" which is what Jeffrey does for anyone that will help him fuck with my family. Missy got a brand new lease with Jeffrey's name on it. Despite his promise "not to talk to Missy ever again" she showed up with a brand new automobile with his name all over it. Wonder what she had to do for that? Right at the end of the year.
Here's the scam, want to know how it worked?
First there is Dave. You know his son's spoiled rotten friend that is the fiance of Bessie Smith? The one that shuns his own family because they are hard working middle class and not wealthy enough for his standards? He is part of the Triad of Pussy by proxy. He and Missy get together and pick out her "dream car". In order to suck Jeffrey into another contract to keep the Katzenbergs "helping Missy for anther three years", she picks out a nice expensive car...Chevrolet something or other and Dave drives it off the lot. The next day with a hundred miles on it...enough to lower the value of the new car. He takes it back and say's, "It just didn't look good in my driveway." Like some rich punk kid would say that has too much money and is spoiled.
Then, in furthering the conspiracy, Missy, whom Jeffrey isn't supposed to talk to any longer, wearing her most cleavage possible bumps and grinds herself over to my investigation to get "Jeffy Weffy" to help her leasy weasy a new carsy warsy. Of course his wife is all against it, but what is Jeffy to do? The car has already been planted back on the lot by Dave whom has already lowered the value of the car. Now the lot is prepared to lease the vehicle since it has a high enough mileage to not be brand new. So off goes Missy Pissy and Jeffy Weffy to discover the "deal of the century" that they already set up the day before with Dave. Hardly a surprise. Since Missy Pissy's own father won't co-sign the lease, what is Jeffy Weffy to do. He signs another three year deal without his wife's permission and just like that Missy has a brand new car again and a three year contract with DreamWorks...er I mean the Katzenbergs.
Isn't that funny?
You don't buy a criminal a car PSPD! It's a conspiracy that these three have scammed three times. It is a fucking scam and it isn't legal. It's white collar and it isn't something that anyone should be doing but Missy just knows, and this is a quote, "what a pushover Marilyn Katzenberg is". And she is. She's got to be the worst mother I've ever seen.
What I think is totally funny is how he's told so many of you that he has so many good intentions for me. That he has wracked his brain about what to do to make up for all the horrible things he's done "accidentally" with Missy and the first thing he does is go out and buy her another car?????? That's not good faith, that's a fucking affair!!!!
He did this in front of police officers and my boyfriend. This is as in your face as it gets. This is an abomination to all the victims of this crime. This is extortion. If you don't do what I tell you to do then you will end up like Kevin. No job. No hope. No insurance. And Jeffrey will ruin your family using Laurie and Missy. This is what he is telling all of you. Fuck him. He isn't interested in making reparations, he wants to cause damage. He wants to cause pain and suffering. He wants blood. He wants suffering. He wants everyone to hurt. Everyone but Missy. Fuck all of the rest of us, he's made his choice and fuck you for not doing what he wants you to do. That's what that car thing is.
I went and bought a used car and Missy just had to one up me. Thats what that was about. Dave, Missy and Jeffrey just had to do something else to one up me. That's what you just witnessed again. If you do what Jeffrey wants he'll lease you a car. If you do what Kevin wants Missy, Jeffrey and Dave will hurt your family. That's the message that they are giving you via the PSPD's "Cars for Criminals" Program. Cunts for Cars.
