Perhaps Laurie doesn't know it, but putting on a fake nose, mustache and glasses isn't necessary when sending a spoofed text, it just requires not sounding like she always does, an idiot. Do you guys understand what I am talking about here? Let me do a better job of explaining.
There are a lot of things that go into a friendship or family relationships. You not only get to know about these people but you have personal relationships with them that allow you to know their sensitivities, personalities, speech style, linguistics, vocabulary, sense of humor, what ticks them off and what makes them laugh. You also know what kind of jokes might be funny between the two of you but not necessarily between all of you. It's what we call the nuances of friendships and relatives that draw boundaries that are sometimes sort of important and sometimes very important. What you might say to one friend, you might not say to another. These are the things that Laurie NEVER understands. It's like when I received a message from Steven Frey's phone that said, "This is Steven's sister. I don't know who you are but the police do. Steven left his laptop, wallet, clothes and phone here but he is gone..." blah blah blah. This never ever struck me as a message from the sister of Steven Frey.
It's what Laurie doesn't understand about relationships that makes me wonder how she's lived this long, but makes me understand why she doesn't have any good ones.
All a spoofed phone number is for Laurie is a fake nose, mustache and glasses...it sticks out like a sore thumb or a lesbian in a room full of gay men. Once again, I'll explain how Laurie does this.
Here's my example for all of you to read.
I want you all to understand one thing. I have gone completely reclusive now that I am living in my home town. I don't talk to anyone about this project, not because I am embarrassed by it, but because of what Laurie will do now that I'm here and so is she. You already know that she's sent her cousin in to my work to talk to me about drug dealers in this area and you know she sent another cousin to my home to steal my password disc for this blog. Aggressive, yes, but now I know her game. I installed HD cameras at my home that record to a cloud so I can see if she or anyone ever comes to my place to sneak in one of her world famous, "I work for the police" conversations that is always followed by a, "...Kevin is a total loser and the cops hate him and we're watching him" bullshit lie. This always makes my neighbors upset and can cause controversy with roommates.
Currently I live with my beautiful niece, her really cool husband and their 1 1/2 year old son. We all get along really well. The house is perfect for two newlywed parents and I love being able to help out with a big part of the bills. This niece is super special to me and she is my God daughter. You'll recall that her father was killed in a shooting that involved Laurie's then uncle. The shooting was in self defense and nobody was charged but it left my niece without a daddy. I've always tried to be there for her because she was super close to him. Laurie likes to tell the story about how funny it is that her uncle was the person that was involved in the death. It isn't funny. I am close with him too...he's a really nice guy but the truth is that is how things were.
Forward to now.
I live with my niece who is 24 years old and Laurie hates it. I don't leave the house except for work and there is no other way that Laurie can make problems for me. So what do you think she does? Steven Frey would know...and will tell you the same thing I'm going to. Laurie tries to cause problems between my housemates and me in the hopes that I will get thrown out of the home that my parent's own and that I pay for. Which is totally ridiculous. Nothing could be that terrible, but in Laurie's mind she thinks it could be.
Knowing the conversations that I have with my niece and her husband about stuff around the house, Laurie is constantly listening for anything she can lie to someone else about. Here's an example.
The other day, after being sick for a period, I finally felt good enough to go into the main house (I live in a separate part of the house that is self sustaining) and did the dishes for my niece and her husband cleaning up the living area so that it would look nice when they got home. They work hard so having less to do is a good thing with a baby. While doing the dishes, I started feeling sick and went to their bathroom which is close to the kitchen. Let's just call it a bathroom emergency.
When my niece and her husband got home he said something to me about their being something left behind in the toilet. I apologized to both of them about it and told them there was an emergency and that I wouldn't use their bathroom again. Conversation over.
Laurie, trying to cause a problem then decided to do something like this. Knowing the phone numbers for both my niece, her mom (my sister whom Laurie likes to tattle on me to) and her husband, she starts a series of text messages from one to the other about me using the bathroom. Like it really was a huge issue. In spoofed texts from husband to niece Laurie says something like, "Kevin pissed me off by using our bathroom you should say something to you mom (my sister)". Then using my nieces phone number Laurie texts my sister to say "Kevin pissed me off by using OUR bathroom, I'm really upset", which then prompts Laurie to send a text from my sister's phone to my father that says something like "Tell Kevin not to use that bathroom they are really mad at him"...which becomes an issue for me.
Stupid huh? Totally. What happens here is that Laurie uses just enough truth to spark a text battle that doesn't exist. All the parties have already talked everything out, but Laurie wants this to get to my parents that own the house thinking that using a toilet could get me thrown out in the street. Now what Laurie thinks is that she'll start complaining this way about all kinds of things using this method. Eating their food, going into their room, taking things from them...none of which is true. None of which is substantiated and none of which any of us are upset about until that bitch gets her nose involved. One, two, three, four let's start a text war!!!
You see nobody has explained to my sister or parents that this little bit of story she blew out of proportion that was true is learned by spying on all of us. It can cause a huge problem and it also could lead to luring someone to a place where they could be hurt by Laurie or Brian. This is the kind of shit that shouldn't be happening and I've told all of them about this stuff, but it still isn't confirmed by Bryan Anderson or my team. My family had gotten messages from Brian and Laurie about "where they can buy some weed", sex ad responses, not being related to their uncle...and on and on. It is always easy to spot these. You know how? Every single time something like this happens Laurie has one goal. Like going straight for the nipple or clitoris without any foreplay, it's always about saying something hurtful about ME. Laurie has a one track mind. The texts have been sent to my best friend, his wife...and on and on. I've seen them from Anthony Dabiere, Jonathan, Christopher...and they are always hateful, mean and looking to hurt me in some way.
My family could easily be led to the slaughter because Bryan Anderson won't caution them to be super careful about texting and what Laurie has been doing. He doesn't realize the level of her depravity. Laurie thinks she is so cute and evasive, but families and friends know better.
A spoofing text war is what I like to call them, but I only know one person that texts herself pretending to be other people trying to create some kind of drama where there is none...her name is Laurie no matter what kind of fake mustache, glasses and nose she has on her fingers.
