Can Anyone In The World Tell Me Why Laurie LaVagina Has Penis Envy???

Last night I was relating a story to my team about Caverject injections into a man's penis for erectile dysfunction.  This made the straight guys on my team cringe and I explained to them this.  There are times when a man is drunk or under the influence when flaccidity is NOT and option.  

I related a story about Michael Brandon, an x-rated film star at the same party I was at.  Michael does not use drugs or alcohol and is one of my favorite friends in the business.  He's really sweet to everyone and is one of the sorest spots for Laurie and Brian.  At any rate I was explaining that if you are at a party with Mike Brandon and something should occur, not that it has to, you don't exactly want to be the smallest guy in the room.

I just read an article about Mike that talks about him being addicted to meth, getting off meth and relapsing, but the truth is that he is really an exceptional guy that has an addiction.  Who hasn't been there?  Back to the story.  Laurie, probably mad that she's now deleted his phone number from my phone gets all freaked out about me knowing him.  He's not somebody I hang out with a lot, but he is someone I know and like.  Laurie just goes nuts about this kind of stuff.  Why in the world does a woman that obviously likes women so envious of penis?  There isn't a lesbian in the world that wants one.  Most straight women can do without them too from what I've heard...lol.  Laurie isn't a gay man. But she's collected all of my gay porn friends' phone numbers from my phone and acts like she knows all of them.  It's sad.

Michael Brandon, praying for you buddy.  You are really nice!

I love my boyfriend, a porn actor to a gay man is like a waiter to everyone else.  They're just guys.  Anthony and I have known some of the best and worst...it's never a good thing when Laurie gets he penis envy up.

Any thoughts Steven Frey, Jonathan, Christopher and Benjamin?  What's her problem???

That being said, I only have penis envy for Joe Manganiello and Channing Tatum.  I'm still a gay man y'all.