Before anyone takes up Laurie's side of my lampooning her terrorist behavior, I want you to consider this. Every time I go to bed or rest, I wake up to what you see this sea lion is getting in the picture above. What I try to do is put a funny twist on a very serious situation. If you can imagine that someone that is stalking you has a team of people telling her the second you wake up to pee or get a drink of water; she attacks me. These attacks have gone on for years and years. She gets mad because I tell you this, I don't care. I have the right to explain to all of you what it is like with Laurie in your life.
The things she tells people to say to me, the screaming, the threats, the violence, the abuse...is everything that a predator would ever want from someone that they are stalking. I just wanted all of you to know that living with Laurie in your life is like being attacked by a Great White Shark every minute of the day.
