Most of us refer to her as "Bitchie-Poo", the Wicked Witch of Warm Sands....and her sidekick, Not-So-Chrisitian...if you've seen either of them lately you know that they look a whole lot closer to these two above than you might think. As she flies on her Voom Broom over everyone's heads hoping to steal, rob, rape or pillage from anyone that she can get her wart covered, left hand on....have you seen those age spots? Honey those aren't liver spots....that's where the needle missed...over and over again!!!
Wart on her chin (she thinks she's Michelle Visage and calls it her "beauty mark"; come on...beauty only marks a beauty!) and all, Laurie has started to look for more of what she calls, "her people". Laurie likes to find young gay men and turn them into needle using addicts that she can blackmail into "doing things for her". I would caution against that approach. Since junior high school, Brian has been providing his little sister with the drugs to find the thugs. Now it is no secret that I love a man that looks tough...I love tattoos, I love an attitude and I like them masculine, but Laurie has tried for years to "introduce" herself to my guys....they aren't that easy to fool.
Lately she's been acting up again...and she knows that her aging brother isn't going to be able to scale those fences or climb through those windows like he use to be able to do...so she needs some "fresh meat". Is there anything more tragic than a 50 year old tweeker drug dealer woman F.H. that is trying desperately to turn back time? I can't imagine what she thinks was the truth....those boys back then just used her for drugs and sex too...but they weren't gay....now she's trying to flip a few more to save her ass and cause problems for everyone else again.
Get out the Geritol...Laurie thinks she's in high school again. It's just like Gerry Blank from "Strangers With Candy"...it's funny in sort of a totally tragic way. You're too old Laurie...they don't use walkers and sub machine guns...it's too hard to reload and stand up at the same time. I'm not at all impressed with her thinking that she's gonna be able to fool today's gay youth; they're smarter, more intelligent and a whole lot more handsome than she's able to pull off. Only David Geffen can turn back that clock, honey, and you aren't David Geffen!!!
