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"She wants to put my bile on her WHAT?!?!?!?!"
I just stopped by my mom and dad's house today and it was one of those visits that Laurie sits on her ass and waits for years for...he's not feeling very well today and my mom is, understandably, worried. It's been a week of him being at home and he's better, but he has a fever today so he's scared too. That means Laurie has turned into Super Bitch again acting like if my father died it would make all her problems go away...it wouldn't, of course, but she's villianized him for so many years in her mind that this kind of thing makes her vagina moist.
Speaking of moist vagina's, have you all read about the latest information on Laurie's best friend, MRSA...? It seems that some kind of Anglo-Saxon medieval cure for eye infections using cow bile, is 90% effective in killing off the MRSA staph virus...true story. So if Laurie can find a cow somewhere, look out for old Bessie, because 90% of Laurie's ass is covered by MRSA...so if 90% of her cow ass is covered by 90% of MRSA....that would leave about 20% of it worth seeing...not exactly the kind of numbers you are looking for when out looking for booty!!!!
She's a bitch...and just because she's had a calf come out of her vagina, doesn't make her a cow. Her fat assed attititude does. Moooo Laurie, moooo!!!
