Finally a washing machine worth Laurie's time...so while she's drying, she's also getting soaking wet!!! Throw in some more quarters, Junior, Mama needs another cycle on this machine made for the girl that just can't get her panties clean enough...or her sex dirty enough!!!
And just in case you can't get Laurie out of the laundry room, here's a little outfit designed for her personal assistant Leah...as often heard from her apartment...."can't you just go over there and clean something Leah". It also takes care of that annoying habit that Leah has about "always having to be so pretty all the time..." this hot little number also fit Jonathan Mendenhall and almost any personal assistant by day 3.
Once Leah is done cleaning...Brian is always ready to come over and now there's no need to have to pussy foot around...who cares if his twinkle toes are small and infected...Laurie's got a solution before and after the amputation....just like mama use to tell him, "boy, you better get down on your knees and pray"...the brand new strap on to tap on!!! No kneed to sit on the couch like a bump on a log when you can have some wood on your knees...pleasing one's sister is so important.
Laurie always loved it when Junior would bounce her on his knee growing up...now that she's a grown up...his knee need to keep on bouncing baby boy...nobody's ever gonna say that Laurie's stumped again...she knows what that means!!!
And finally once Laurie has asked Santa for her "My Pretty Pony" that her daddy never bought for her...Junior can finally bust out this little number so not only can Laurie have her Pretty Pony, she can turn her brother into one!!! Ride em cowboy...with this crystal and pink Pony ....um...tail...for his tail...
