This is exactly how you know that Laurie is the person that calls the police in Palm Springs to have you arrested when you are Driving While Gay (a DWG).
Tonight, after a particularly bad day with Laurie, I awoke at 2 am, dry from the antibiotics that I have taken, needing something to drink. The first words out of Laurie's mouth were, "he can't be driving at this time". As if she were going to call the police to have me arrested while driving to the AM/PM to have me arrested...for driving under the influence of Laurie. The same kinds of arrests that I've had in Palm Springs before for "being under the suspicion of under the influence of narcotics". The only problem is that I don't use drugs....so when Rae Fernandez or one of those other goons pull you over...you aren't on anything. That doesn't matter to them...they just want to arrest you for Laurie.
On the one hand this puts you in jail for the night....and you don't test positive for any substance (times five for me in Palm Springs) but on the other hand it leaves your home open for "Junior" to come over to your home to steal the antibiotics that she needs to clear up that nasty infections she has on her forehead....the one she's been covering up with a bandanna for about six months now. My team now has a perfect example as to how I got arrested so many times without any convictions. To be certain, Laurie was sitting there waiting for her brother to drive down the street from her residence to my home after she makes an illegal call to the watch commander to have me arrested for Driving While Gay...a hate crime that the PSPD is famous for!!!
Nice job Laurie...you are really stupid.
I can drive at any time, day or night, but tonight's example is one of those dual purpose, "all about Laurie" conversations where having me arrested would serve two problems...she'd have put me in jail for nothing and Junior could come to rob the home I live in with my family sleeping only twenty feet away.
Laurie would undoubtedly then want to steal whatever she could get her hands on...my HIV meds...my clothing...my money...anything she's been waiting for for the last few years. This is what this bitch is like. Fortunately for me, as usual, I don't use drugs, I don't drink and I'm sober as a post, just like when the PSPD arrests me on anonymous tips from her in Palm Springs.
My team has this entire conversation. When it comes to Laurie wanting something...her brain freezes up and her one track mind kicks in....an all logic flys out the window. She forgets that if I am arrested I will take that misdemeanor warrant to trial and have every single police officer put on the witness stand to testify against her. I'm not stupid. I want her to make this mistake.
