Have you ever experienced Laurie trying to tell you how "beautiful" her brother is???
The difference is shown above...you can expect Hugh Jackman, but what you get is the fat guy from "The Hangover" movies. There is a huge difference between what Laurie sees with her eyes and what comes out of her big fat mouth. If Junior was so "dashing" he wouldn't need his little sister telling him what to do...he's kind of dumpy and not very smart. He's slow and not very intelligent...why else would a 50+ year old man think he could still take on 20 year olds...they would simply kick his ass and be done with it. (I don't recommend it however...this is a non violent protest)
If anyone out there is under the impression that Laurie's brother is something to be desired, just ask Jonathan Mendenhall and Kendrick Davis, they've smelled him for years. It's just not what she makes him out to be.