Laurie is famous for her "mismatched" stolen implants, thus her chest looks a bit lopsided...thus one reader has dubbed our domestic terrorist, Laurie, "The Una-Boober"
In second place, a blogger sent me the idea of Laurie, as "The Una-Boober" with her "NO-Man"-ifesto in hand, this super hero is everything that Laurie is...a single boobied crime fighter...Asian, so that she can look like "Missy's girlfriend" whom I call "Chin Chin"...and able to fight crime with a single boobie....take a look.
Laurie's "NO-Man-ifesto" is world famous and is a description of how, "all men are pigs that only think with their penises and can be easily be manipulated by a woman" even if she only has one boob. No-Man shall ever succeed once Laurie's had contact with him, unless he does her bidding...then he won't succeed because he helped her.
I loved this idea and it came in a close second to the "Drama-Dairy".
Finally, here's a role that Laurie can really sink her teeth into...One Boob, from "Kung Pow"...you just know that her single nipple is going to look like a hairy raisin though don't you??? And with all the attempts at trying to make herself look more like my friend, Missy's girlfriend, the switch from "man woman" to Asian queen, shouldn't be hard!!!
After this, Laurie will probably do the usual...if one was good, three would be better, so she will star in the sequel as "Triple Boob", one of the three "Boob" sisters...of course "Two Boob" is the least popular of the three triplets!!! As Laurie always says, "any woman can have two boobs, but it takes a LaTweek to have something oddly more or less than 'vanilla' "....ah hem..hem.
