Lock up your kids everyone, Laurie has a message for all of you!
It's not that she hates Christmas, it's that she hates all of you...myself included! You and your family and presents and love and presents and egg nog and presents and basically she hates people that give and get presents. Why shouldn't she get all the presents? And she means it!!!
Though we all want to take a break from Laurie's relentless pursuit of everyone, we simply can't...Laurie demands your attention! Just a quick reminder to everyone that while it is Christmas for you, it's Hell on Earth for her. She hates you, she hates your family, she wants to hurt you all and send her some presents.
That's enough from this bitch!!!
All the Hate she can give,
Laurie (and Brian who wants some butter cream frosting)
(No seriously, she hates you!)
To all Brian's "special little friends" he wanted me to send them all his love and to "remember their promises", like we don't know what that means. I'm telling you the opposite, don't keep any promises to Brian or Laurie, tell a police officer what they did to you, if they did something:
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| No Brian this is not appropriate and still not something anyone, especially your "special friends" need to see. Note: He's still using a fake one to extend his "Holiday Wishes"!!! |
