Kardashian vs. Kardaccident: Laurie's Expectations Versus Laurie's Reality...Reminds Me Of Shirley Temple's "Poor Little Rich Girl"

Before I came to Palm Springs, California, Little Miss Big Mouth, Laurie LaTweek had her run of gay men on a winning streak that looked a whole lot like this picture.  Get off my Good Ship Lollipop, Laurie!!!

Kardashian vs. Kardaccident is the difference between executing a plan perfectly and executing a plan before it is well thought out and successful.  Often times you may not like what you read about those awesome Kardashian kids, but the reality is that they are highly successful, really nice and entrepreneurial beyond the expectations of most.  They work hard at their brand...and the brand has paid off...years from now when they are all raising their kids and off the cover of magazines, you will all understand that "making hay while the sun shines" isn't always the prettiest thing, but it does work.

I would also like to tell all of you that I am a huge Bruce Jenner fanatic!!!   When it comes time to publicly speak about what this was like and how I modeled myself after the people that I respect the most, I will seek out Mr. Jenner for his remarkable ability to publicly speak.  What many of you forget is that Bruce Jenner is the face of American athletics and ideals.  I think he's one of the most important figures in American sports.  He bleeds Red, White and Blue...and I respect his ability to remain a family man in the midst of Hollywood controversy.  When it comes to tough, smart and dedicated you don't get better than Brody, Bruce and his side of Kardashian.

That being said, let's take a look at the expectation vs. the reality of Laurie LaTweek.

Since the early 1950's there was a wave of sentiment against blacks and gays in this country.  Although neither of us has achieved equality under the laws of this country, we have made tremendous strides in certain areas.  Athletics and entertainment is where both minorities thrive...it will be through these mediums that both parties will eventually achieve more success for those of us that aren't entertainers or athletes.  Respect comes from respectful fields of achievement then spreads through the rest of our communities...and just like sports stars have to step up for the black community, the gay community has to use our voice in the entertainment community to truly create an equal playing field.

Laurie sought to take us back to the 1950's, but we won't go back into the closet of fear no matter what HIV/AIDS and miscommunications would have us do.  We have to survive this crisis and show the world that we, as a community, will NOT be thought of as "lesser than" and worthy of experimentation and discrimination.  Likewise, friends and family of the LGBT community will not be punished for their continued support of our causes.  You see if we help the black community, they, in turn, will help us.  One minority helping another...that should make a huge difference.

Today, I heard Laurie say that she was some kind of super hero for the Palm Springs Police Department for targeting the gay community for drug use and crime.  That's like crediting a hooker for spreading HIV to raise awareness...you can't tell me it isn't offensive...it simply is.  Do we credit the KKK for raising black issues?  Let's hope not...you can't credit the negative for the positive, you just have to be more positive than negative and let the respect come from where it does.

So Laurie thinks she's Wonder Woman...I'm wondering about this "woman" all the time:

A crime fighter doesn't create the crimes that she fights...and she certainly doesn't have an agenda that cites "hating faggots" and "hating men" in favor of a "men only" policy of stalking and incarceration - with the exception of the women on my team.  You see, Laurie wasn't taking a bite out of crime...she was taking a bite out of a slice of pizza:

Lisa, Lisa, eat some pizza...flash some cooz and show your teetza's...just ask the pizza delivery boys what they had to see when they dropped off her pepperoni...yikes!!!

A reader suggested this to me today and I think it is valid.  We all know that Laurie's "secret sister in crime" was Officer Rae Fernandez/Dallas and others...and when you are booked into the Palm Springs jail as a suspect, you are asked about your sexual orientation...so you can be separated from the gen pop in Indio...I would like to submit that our team needs to look and see just how many GAY MEN Rae Fernandez arrested as opposed to straight men...at a 10-1 ratio in our community she should have proportionately arrested ten straight men for every one gay man...or somewhere in that area....same thing for Nick Andre and other members of that department.  

We also have to disclose our HIV status too...so there should be a record of "arrested gay men, HIV positive" that we can compare to our Red-Yellow-Blue Widow HIV strand.  Wonder (woman), just how many of these Fernandez/Andre arrests will show the HIV strand and correspond with the list of slaves that we have...wouldn't that show something horribly wrong???

You see if there is an implanted cop or duo of cops or even multiple cops that are arresting solely gay men...then there is a problem.  Are they the "gay men" police?  No matter what the crime is, no cop should be arresting ONLY GAY MEN!!!  It'a a major problem that is going to take subpoenas to get the answer for, but trust me, Randy Tackett...he got the information and he knows the disparity in whom was arrested and whom Laurie freaked out about when they were sitting in a holding cell.  I, for the record, still like Officer Tackett...he showed compassion...for that I am grateful.

You see crime fighting does not include racism, gender or sexual preference...something our Kardashian/Jenners do not support either.  They are very supportive of the black community, gay community and let's face it...they are just nice people...Lisa/Laurie has a different agenda when it comes to fighting crime...it's ugly, dirty and discrimination motivated...so when it comes to Kardashian vs. Kardaccident...let's all look to the left instead of the right on this one!!!

You may laugh, but when it comes to good old family values...and American ideals, nobody engenders this idea publicly as well as the Jenner/Kadashians...no matter what you think...they have shown all of you that being an American isn't just capitalizing, but like Bruce Jenner, it is about representing the United States in a way that we can all be proud.  Work hard, stay close to family and love American ideals...you can be successful and still be true blue!!!