Since Laurie was so thoughtful to think of me as a "spokesperson" for Coca-Cola after my news interview with Nathan Baca...where I, a victim of rape, told the reporter that a Coke bottle had been used in my sexual assault, I thought I would find her a sponsor too...and I did.
Okay, here it is:
Stupid Laurie is so stupid.
How stupid is she?
Stupid Laurie is so stupid that after her botched "home boob job", where she used different sized implants that she stole, she thought that a "Solo Cup" was a bra made especially for her one tit wonder boob!!!
Therefore, Laurie's new sponsor is Solo Cups, (unofficially), technically I guess it should be one Dixie cup and one Solo:
With her titties looking a whole lot like this...
Laurie's new work ensemble would look like this...giving her terrific coverage for her Frankentitty. Some have suggested that she got the operation at the local "carniceria" in Cat City, but the rumor mill says it was just an afternoon of "rough sex" with Junior...smooches Laurie....you deserve this one!!!
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Now there isn't a fraternity brother in America that wants to think of Laurie's tits in their favorite beer pong cups and I don't want Solo to think I've neglected them, so here is a public service message for all of us that use Solo cups for what they are meant for...drinking. (I don't drink, but I use to)
Everyone knows that to remain legally sober the one drink per hour model should be followed, but did you know that Solo has already figured this out for you on their cups? Those guys are smart. One drink per hour is already measured for you on their cups...it goes like this. (Although I do thing beer pongers don't really care. Don't drink and drive please)
