This year it is more important than ever to keep Laurie away from your pumpkins!!!
The holidays always put Laurie in the mood for something sadistic. She can't have sex with anyone that tells her no, and that's pretty much everyone, so she moves on to the torturing aspect of this crime. Nothing brings her more sexual satisfaction than hurting someone that doesn't want to be hurt. She is especially fond of getting to someone that has taken precautions to protect themselves. She thinks that this shows people that she can do what she wants.
In addition to interior alarms, video camera webcam surveillance and other means, talking about her to your friends is another way of keeping your pumpkins to yourself. If you think that you are being stalked by Laurie and Brian, simply call Sgt. Anderson and let him know that you are being tortured by Laurie and Brian.
This year is all about safety...your safety.
