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Monday, July 7, 2014

Did You Survive Laurie's Birthday? I Did!!!


So, how did you all do?

Most of the time Laurie's birthday is a whole lot like her menstrual cycle...it's long, messy and lasts a whole lot longer than any other woman's...and she's a bitch the whole time.  Last night there was a rolling black out right in the "middle of her mean"...and she nearly lost all control.   Actually, she didn't have any control to begin with so the rolling black out ruined her whole night of "pleasure".

For me, that's a win!!!

Any night that Laurie plans for a "party" that you don't end up in jail, is a good night!!!

Let's all hope she had the worst birthday ever!!!

This is the new Laurie/Lisa "mascot": "Charlie the Tail Chaser"