The Great Birthday Controversey

Perhaps Lisa was using too much meth to notice, but it has come to my attention again that she's got her information wrong.

Remember the other day when I told all of you that Lisa likes to announce her birthday so that you can come over for the party that she likes to throw for herself.  She's been doing this for years.  She use to get mad at Steven Frey when he couldn't remember her birthday.  I guess she thought he would fuck her or something like that.  That is the kind of stuff that legendary Lisa is made of.  I'm sure you cops heard all about it too, right Rae?

What Lisa is telling everyone is that I told all of you her birth date.  The rumor is that she even called her father to tell him to call the cops about it.  The fact is this.  I never told you the date and told you why.  I want everyone with these announcements to have a chance to submit them to my team without any bias of me telling you what that date is.  I also want Steven Frey to tell police what this woman told him her birth date was.  Now Steven could lie, but we know from transcripts what she told him...so lie away asshole.  Besides, from what I understand from court applications, she wouldn't have known Steven Frey, but we all know the cops let that one slide into a warrant for my arrest too.

I never told anyone that date on here...if they know it from my mind then I've proven the crime...so fuck off Lisa, you're an old bitch...and nobody wants to party with you because you are the end of the party not the beginning of one.