So I went shopping today and, as usual, Laurie was jealous. She doesn't like it when I go shopping because it makes her think of what she can't afford to do. She's ridiculous that way.
Then it happened. I saw the opportunity to help someone at Christmas time and I did. No big deal, right? Wrong! Laurie went ballistic...it's one thing to do something for myself, but to do something for someone else...forget about it. That ruins her ability to make me look like an asshole.
I still feel good...she just is a bitch.
Merry Christmas stranger...
