We know Laurie, we know.
Once you are implanted with an RFID chip, Laurie begins you "man training" as if you don't know "anything about women". I've talked to women that know her...and they all say, "...neither does she!" For a lesbian she sure doesn't know what women want. She doesn't know how to act and she doesn't ever know what to say. She use to enter the Gentlemen's Club on Perez Road and scream, "where's all the pussy at?" This would usually get her bounced out of the club before Missy's performance, much to the pleasure of the men that frequent the club.
During you "man training" you are taught how to talk to a woman by being overly polite to her while she demeans you in every possible way. A pussy is a vagina...you learn all about how men have destroyed her life and that you are now paying for having the penis that she wished she had so that she could go out and rape women with it.
She thinks that we don't know what a period is, but she's the one that sticks tampons up her rectum...and smokes cigarettes with her vagina...talk about getting your orifices mixed up. We may be men Laurie, but at least we know where the tampon goes...you don't even know to use one...and you don't wash.
Conversely, Laurie uses as much gay slang as she can think of calling us "Marys", "Homos", "Faggots" and "Fairies"....and all of the little things that only gay men know of, Laurie knows all about. What lubes we use, what this is called and what that is called...like a gish, a Prince Albert...and the ultimate "seven gates of Hell".
What kind of woman wants to be a gay man? Ask Laurie, but wait a few days until God has stopped reminding her that she's a woman between her legs...it's still her PERIOD!!!
